{"id":1509,"date":"2012-08-15T12:02:09","date_gmt":"2012-08-15T16:02:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1509"},"modified":"2012-08-15T12:02:09","modified_gmt":"2012-08-15T16:02:09","slug":"dominatural-why-were-you-looking-at-that-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1509","title":{"rendered":"Dominatural: Why were you looking at that girl?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A person who wants to monopolize all of someone&#8217;s love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.<em>v.<\/em> To monopolize someone&#8217;s love.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/why.gif\" alt=\"Why were you looking at that girl?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dominatural<\/strong>:  \/<em>dom-eh-NAT-shur-ul<\/em>\/ When it comes to romance, Wilma is a dominatural,  controlling as much of Phil&#8217;s time as possible and eliminating any chance for him to interact with other women. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of the words &#8216;dominate&#8217; and &#8216;natural&#8217; <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Possexion<\/strong>:  \/<em>pos sect shun<\/em>\/ Robert&#8217;s fear of Virginia&#8217;s possexion over him started when she insisted on tattooing him in private places with the words, &#8220;He&#8217;s Mine&#8221;, &#8220;Death to Trespassers&#8221; and &#8220;Private Property&#8221;, naturally written on his privates. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Possession (being controlled by passion) &amp; Sex (all of the feelings resulting from the urge to gratify sexual impulses) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Amoravore<\/strong>:  \/<em>am-or-a-vor<\/em>\/ Rachel gets jealous just when Doug goes through checkout if the checkout person is female. She is a bit of an amoravore <em>Etymology:<\/em>  &#8220;amora&#8221; from the Latin for word &#8220;amore&#8221; (love); &#8220;vore&#8221; as in eater. <em>Created by:<\/em> Koekbroer.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=why\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=why<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A person who wants to monopolize all of someone&#8217;s love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.v. To monopolize someone&#8217;s love. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dominatural: \/dom-eh-NAT-shur-ul\/ When it comes to romance, Wilma is a dominatural, controlling as much of Phil&#8217;s time as possible and eliminating &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1509\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dominatural: Why were you looking at that girl?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}