{"id":151,"date":"2007-08-16T00:56:23","date_gmt":"2007-08-16T04:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=151"},"modified":"2007-08-16T00:56:23","modified_gmt":"2007-08-16T04:56:23","slug":"did-i-just-shampoo-or-was-that-cream-rinse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=151","title":{"rendered":"Did I just shampoo? Or was that cream rinse?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Loreality<\/strong>: \/lorr eee al ittee<\/em>\/ The shower was so powerful her tactile senses took over, sweeping her from reality to Loreality. She couldn’t remember her own name, much less what she was supposed to be doing with the soap, but heck, she figured she was worth it! Etymology:<\/em> loreal, reality Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/font><\/p>\n

Washwarp<\/strong>: \/wash-warp<\/em>\/ Water conservation officials consider washwarps one of their biggest threats, whereas some haircare manufactures have cited an almost 50% increase in sales due to this phenomenon alone. Etymology:<\/em> wash + timewarp Created by:<\/em> KristinA.<\/font><\/p>\n

Dejampoo<\/strong>: \/day-zharm-poo<\/em>\/ as i put the 2-in-1 through my hair i was struck by a feeling of dejampoo Etymology:<\/em> deja vu, shampoo Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Cogjam<\/strong>: \/kog-jam<\/em>\/ Bob often stayed far too long in the shower. And when he did cogjam set in and instantly he travelled, in his imagination, to Lapland and thought that he was Santa Claus. In reality his split-second cerebral sojourns, were nothing more than mental minyips, where this confused chronoclot didn’t know the difference between shaving cream and shampoo. Etymology:<\/em> Cogjam: based on “logjam”. Blend of “cog”(cognizance:awareness)+jam:(become stuck); Minyip:blend of “min”(imum)& “yip”: hitch. Chronoclot:”chrono”& clot(blockage or fool) Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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DEFINITION: A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Loreality: \/lorr eee al ittee\/ The shower was so powerful her tactile senses took over, sweeping her from reality to Loreality. She … Continue reading Did I just shampoo? Or was that cream rinse?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}