{"id":1514,"date":"2012-08-22T12:04:15","date_gmt":"2012-08-22T16:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1514"},"modified":"2012-08-22T12:04:15","modified_gmt":"2012-08-22T16:04:15","slug":"grillpower-wow-my-brainwaves-are-melting-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1514","title":{"rendered":"Grillpower: Wow! My brainwaves are melting cheese!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster. <em>n.<\/em> A watched pot, pie or pudding.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/microwave.gif\" alt=\"Wow! My brainwaves are melting cheese!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Grillpower<\/strong>:  \/<em>gril pow er<\/em>\/ Aman&#8217;s power to cook food quickly with his was quickly discovered and exploited. He could melt a smelt; toast a roast or stew a gnu.  His grillpower was so strong that his girlfriend, Dinah, was afraid that he&#8217;d  advertise this under her name. But he called his new cookers Amana&#8230; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Grill (cook over a grill)  &amp; Willpower (the trait of resolutely controlling your own behavior)<br \/>\n <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Psychrowave<\/strong>:  \/<em>SYK-ro-wave<\/em>\/ Werner believed he had the power to cook foods faster by means of psychrowaving it,  elevating electron activity within the food thru telepathy. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of the words &#8216;Psyche&#8217; (the mental or psychological structure of a person, especially as a motive force) and &#8216;microwave&#8217; (an electromagnetic wave  of extremely high frequency) or (microwave oven) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=microwave\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=microwave<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster. n. A watched pot, pie or pudding. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Grillpower: \/gril pow er\/ Aman&#8217;s power to cook food quickly with his was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1514\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Grillpower: Wow! My brainwaves are melting cheese!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}