{"id":152,"date":"2007-08-20T00:47:11","date_gmt":"2007-08-20T04:47:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=152"},"modified":"2007-08-20T00:47:11","modified_gmt":"2007-08-20T04:47:11","slug":"but-ive-already-shown-you-every-shoe-in-the-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=152","title":{"rendered":"But I’ve already shown you every shoe in the store…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To purchase a bauble, article of clothing, or major appliance, in order to alleviate anxiety or other psychological stress. Often leads to overspending.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Buypolar<\/strong>: \/bye-pohl-ar<\/em>\/ Her buypolar personality was responsible for her extravagant spending habits. Etymology:<\/em> buy + bi-polar Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Therapurchase<\/strong>: \/THEHR-uh-per-chuhs<\/em>\/ A joint chequing account proved disastrous for Alex, as his girlfriend therapurchased her way through the relationship, and on to the breakup. Etymology:<\/em> therapy + purchase Created by:<\/em> mplsbohemian.<\/font><\/p>\n

Anxibingety<\/strong>: \/ang-zi-binj-E-tee<\/em>\/ Roxy used shopping as a quick fix for the blues. Each spurgisode was squandipitious:whenever she saw for sale something stromboid, she had to buy it to slake her anxibingety. Also her squandapathy, whilst at times an all consuming passion, became afterwards a pangfull prodigall, with terrifying squandread. Etymology:<\/em> Anxibingety:(anxiety+binge)”anxiety for binge-buying). Prodigall(prodigal+gall)”vexed by waste.” Squandapathy:”indifferent to waste.” Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/font><\/p>\n

Storegasm<\/strong>: \/stoor gasem<\/em>\/ just becouse she needed regular storgasms didn’t make her a hermesexual Etymology:<\/em> store orgasm. Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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DEFINITION: To purchase a bauble, article of clothing, or major appliance, in order to alleviate anxiety or other psychological stress. Often leads to overspending. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Buypolar: \/bye-pohl-ar\/ Her buypolar personality was responsible for her extravagant spending habits. Etymology: buy + bi-polar Created by: Stevenson0. Therapurchase: \/THEHR-uh-per-chuhs\/ A joint … Continue reading But I’ve already shown you every shoe in the store…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}