{"id":1522,"date":"2012-09-03T12:03:06","date_gmt":"2012-09-03T16:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1522"},"modified":"2012-09-03T12:03:06","modified_gmt":"2012-09-03T16:03:06","slug":"freelief-i-quit-im-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1522","title":{"rendered":"Freelief: I quit! I’m free!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A feeling of euphoria which occurs when you finally quit your boring, mind-numbingly dull, and emotionally unrewarding job. v.<\/em> To quit your job and feel good about it.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Freelief<\/strong>: \/fruh-leef<\/em>\/ “I’m so completely overwhelmed by a sense of freelief, I think I might quit my next job too, and spend what’s left of my existence as a bum in freeliefdom!”” Etymology:<\/em> An amalgamation of the words ‘free’ ‘and relief’. Created by:<\/em> Rhyme79.<\/p>\n

Blissmissal<\/strong>: \/bliss miss al<\/em>\/ Denzel was so excited when got home, telling his wife, Mindy, that he had quit his boring job and was free to look for better positions. His blissmissal was short-lived when the bills kept rolling in but the funding stopped. Etymology:<\/em> Bliss (euphoria,joy,extreme happiness) & Dismissal (end one’s encounter with somebody by causing or permitting the person to leave;part company) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Yippeefortyfive<\/strong>: \/yip eee fohr tee fiev<\/em>\/ his yippeefortyfive lasted the precise length it took his boss to remove the pilkington report from his fundament Etymology:<\/em> p 45 yippee Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Retireuphoria<\/strong>: \/re-tyr-yew-FOR-ya<\/em>\/ When Jason finally acted on his desire to leave his mind dulling and stress inducing job he immediately experienced a huge wave of retireuphoria and began planning what to do with all his new found idle time. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘retire’ (intr v. to withdraw from one’s position or occupation) and ‘euphoria’ (a feeling of happiness, confidence, or well-being) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A feeling of euphoria which occurs when you finally quit your boring, mind-numbingly dull, and emotionally unrewarding job. v. To quit your job and feel good about it. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Freelief: \/fruh-leef\/ “I’m so completely overwhelmed by a sense of freelief, I think I might quit my … Continue reading Freelief: I quit! I’m free!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}