{"id":1529,"date":"2012-09-12T12:03:47","date_gmt":"2012-09-12T16:03:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1529"},"modified":"2012-09-12T12:03:47","modified_gmt":"2012-09-12T16:03:47","slug":"troublewrap-is-this-shrink-wrapping-a-new-security-feature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1529","title":{"rendered":"Troublewrap: Is this shrink wrapping a new security feature?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To injure oneself physically, or to be reduced to a state of mental incapacity, when attempting to open shrink-wrapped CDs, DVDs or software. n.<\/em> Packaging that is painfully difficult to open.<\/p>\n

\"Is<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Troublewrap<\/strong>: \/TRUBB-bull-rap<\/em>\/ The troublewrap around the new Sinking Dead game took Jim two hours to open. Etymology:<\/em> trouble + bubblewrap Created by:<\/em> Discoveria.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Troublewrap:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rhyme79<\/a><\/strong>, 2012-09-10: 10:03:00<\/em>
Nice!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Shrinkcrap<\/strong>: \/shrink – crap<\/em>\/ I could not open skrinkcrapped package.<\/p>\n

My brain was getting shrinkcrapped after counting packing peanuts for an hour.<\/p>\n

New, secure package will feature ShrinkCrapTM
\nit will require a special chemical catalyst to open, that will be available to authorized service dealers.
\n Etymology:<\/em> shrink -crap Created by:<\/em> ldikarev.<\/p>\n

Cellopain<\/strong>: \/sell oh payn<\/em>\/ The cellopain was exacerbated by the broken Windows Etymology:<\/em> cellophane, pain Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Plastimental<\/strong>: \/plass-tee-men-tall<\/em>\/ New CDs make me plastimental!
\nI wish companies would realise the plastimental nature of shrink wrapping. Etymology:<\/em> A combination of the words ‘plastic’ and ‘mental’. Created by:<\/em> Rhyme79.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=shrink<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To injure oneself physically, or to be reduced to a state of mental incapacity, when attempting to open shrink-wrapped CDs, DVDs or software. n. Packaging that is painfully difficult to open. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Troublewrap: \/TRUBB-bull-rap\/ The troublewrap around the new Sinking Dead game took Jim two hours … Continue reading Troublewrap: Is this shrink wrapping a new security feature?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}