{"id":153,"date":"2007-08-21T00:50:29","date_gmt":"2007-08-21T04:50:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=153"},"modified":"2007-08-21T00:50:29","modified_gmt":"2007-08-21T04:50:29","slug":"i-wish-that-girl-would-talk-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=153","title":{"rendered":"I wish that girl would talk to me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong> <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> To get what you wished for, but not exactly what you wanted.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/wish2.gif\" alt=\"I wish that girl would talk to me...\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Fulfailment<\/strong>:  \/<em>full + fail + ment<\/em>\/ I got a deep sense of fulfailment when I finally was able to run a 6-minute mile, but the cops still caught me anyway. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  fullfillment + failure <em>Created by:<\/em> Osomatic.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Leprechaunsequence<\/strong>:  \/<em>Lep-ruh-KON-suh-kwence<\/em>\/ The little dude in the green coat and hat seemed so friendly at first, but the leprechaunsequence of asking for &#8220;a hot chick&#8221; was a bucket of KFC original recipe. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Leprechaun (magical being) + consequence. <em>Created by:<\/em> Kyoti.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Satisfraction<\/strong>:  \/<em>sa &#8211; tis &#8211; FRAK &#8211; shun<\/em>\/ I realized that I had a winning lottery ticket, and immediately rushed to the 7-11 to redeem it. My satisfraction was enhanced by immediately spending my $2 on an extra-large cherry slurpee. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  satisfaction + fraction <em>Created by:<\/em> jesster.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Dreamcomepooh<\/strong>:  \/<em>dreem-kum-poo<\/em>\/ It was a dreamcomepooh for Bob when he won an all-expenses paid vacation&#8230; to Newark. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dream come true, pooh <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=wish2\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=wish2<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: To get what you wished for, but not exactly what you wanted. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Fulfailment: \/full + fail + ment\/ I got a deep sense of fulfailment when I finally was able to run a 6-minute mile, but the cops still caught me anyway. Etymology: fullfillment + failure &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=153\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I wish that girl would talk to me&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}