{"id":1532,"date":"2012-09-17T12:03:35","date_gmt":"2012-09-17T16:03:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1532"},"modified":"2012-09-17T12:03:35","modified_gmt":"2012-09-17T16:03:35","slug":"ringstinct-its-for-you-tell-them-youre-busy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1532","title":{"rendered":"Ringstinct: It&#8217;s for you. Tell them you&#8217;re busy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To instinctively answer your cell phone ring, even when caught in a somewhat compromising position. <em>n.<\/em> The instinct to answer your phone<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/call.gif\" alt=\"It's for you. Tell them you're busy.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ringstinct<\/strong>:  \/<em>ring-stinked<\/em>\/ Honey, please try to fight your ringstinct in future. Or, you know, wait a few minutes. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Ring (of phone) + Instinct = Ringstinct <em>Created by:<\/em> Rhyme79.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Ringstinct:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Discoveria\">Discoveria<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2012-09-14: 07:29:00<\/em> <br \/>I thought about this exact word but decided against, still it gets my vote \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Communipulsion<\/strong>:  \/<em>kuh-myoo-ni-puhl-shuhn<\/em>\/ The minister thought he must have really hit a nerve with his sermon when one of his parishioners jumped up with a shout and ran out of the church on Sunday. His ego was slightly deflated when he later learned that the member of his congregation had been a struck by communipulsion &#8211; a vibrating cell phone in her pocket and not his masterful words. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  communication (a strong, usually irresistible impulse to perform an act) + compulsion (something imparted, interchanged, or transmitted) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ringclination<\/strong>:  \/<em>Ring-klihn-ay-shun<\/em>\/ Dorothy&#8217;s ringclination was so powerful that not even being in bed with her best friend Jemma&#8217;s husband could stop her answering the call &#8211; even with it being Jemma on the line. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  RING &#8211; to call someone up by telephone.<br \/>\nINCLINATION &#8211; the predisposition to do something.<br \/>\n <em>Created by:<\/em> Kirubeza.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pickupulsion<\/strong>:  \/<em>pik-uh-PUL-shun<\/em>\/ The stark echo confirms that Jane&#8217;s pickupulsion extended even to the loo. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  archaic 20th cent Eng. v. to answer a ringing phone; to lift or pick up the receiver in order to respond to a phone call; + [comp]ulsion: loss of choice or control in a personal decision, usually as a result of obsession <em>Created by:<\/em> lwoodsky.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=call\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=call<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To instinctively answer your cell phone ring, even when caught in a somewhat compromising position. n. The instinct to answer your phone VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Ringstinct: \/ring-stinked\/ Honey, please try to fight your ringstinct in future. Or, you know, wait a few minutes. Etymology: Ring (of phone) + &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1532\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ringstinct: It&#8217;s for you. Tell them you&#8217;re busy.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1532"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}