{"id":1537,"date":"2012-09-21T12:01:54","date_gmt":"2012-09-21T16:01:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1537"},"modified":"2012-09-21T12:01:54","modified_gmt":"2012-09-21T16:01:54","slug":"contrabandiction-im-clean-clean-as-a-needle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1537","title":{"rendered":"Contrabandiction: I’m clean! Clean as a needle!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The prescribed response of shock and denial that all world-class athletes follow when caught using banned drugs. v.<\/em> To act shocked and deny guilt when accused of wrong-doing.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Contrabandiction<\/strong>: \/kon tra ban dik shun<\/em>\/ When the IOC doctors drug-tested and failed the World Champion cyclist, he was in a state of contrabandiction. He’d paid out a lot for pills that turned out to be Midols. Some thought he traded in his bike for a menstrual cycle… Etymology:<\/em> Contraband (illegal substance sold or possessed) & Contradiction (deny the truth of;prove false) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Nostimpics<\/strong>: \/no-STIMM-pix<\/em>\/ Richard’s nostimpics were almost as bad as his Olympics sportsmanship – he was caught doping in two different sports! Etymology:<\/em> no + stim (stimulant) + pics (pictures) + rhymes with Olympics Created by:<\/em> Discoveria.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Nostimpics:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rhyme79<\/a><\/strong>, 2012-09-19: 10:26:00<\/em>
Great sounding word, and fun to say! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Stundenial<\/strong>: \/stun-dih-nahy-uhl<\/em>\/ The athlete’s stundenial was hard to believe when he was found to have a trunk full of stimulance. Etymology:<\/em> stun (to astonish; astound; amaze) + denial (disbelief in the existence or reality of a thing) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Drock<\/strong>: \/dr-oh-k<\/em>\/ Henry’s facade of complete drock wasn’t a surprise to his opponents. Etymology:<\/em> Amalgamation of ‘drug’ and ‘shock’. Created by:<\/em> Rhyme79.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Drock:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Discoveria<\/a><\/strong>, 2012-09-19: 21:11:00<\/em>
Reminds me of dreck and crock. It sounds great.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. The prescribed response of shock and denial that all world-class athletes follow when caught using banned drugs. v. To act shocked and deny guilt when accused of wrong-doing. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Contrabandiction: \/kon tra ban dik shun\/ When the IOC doctors drug-tested and failed the World Champion cyclist, … Continue reading Contrabandiction: I’m clean! Clean as a needle!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}