{"id":154,"date":"2007-08-22T00:51:24","date_gmt":"2007-08-22T04:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=154"},"modified":"2007-08-22T00:51:24","modified_gmt":"2007-08-22T04:51:24","slug":"honey-come-see-this-floor-its-so-shining","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"Honey! Come see this floor! It’s so shining!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"Honey!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Hubbymoon<\/strong>: \/hub-BEE-moon<\/em>\/ Blissless Bob quickly found out that being a husband was like any other job – it helps if you obey the boss. Once he accepted this fact, the hubbymoon, for he and Roxy, commenced. Etymology:<\/em> Hubby (slang for husband)& moon. Based on honeymoon: the early (usually calm and harmonious) period of a relationship; personal, political or business. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/font><\/p>\n

Nueterm<\/strong>: \/new-turm<\/em>\/ Domestication of the husbeast has been achieved when he has successfully completed the following courses of instruction: Seatography – the only proper position of the toilet seat is Down. Wild Oats and Bran – A tray of pizza does not constitute a square meal. Taskematics – Performing household chores can garner points, which can be redeemed at a later time for a favorite meal or possibly sex. Wrathematics – Starting an argument with one’s wife and trying to win it will nix any points previously won. Upon graduation, the couple can enter the Nueterm, as the husband is considered to be a pandering no-nad, and will happily hand over his nads to his wife for safe-keeping. Etymology:<\/em> nueter, term Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

Spouseboy<\/strong>: \/spous-boy<\/em>\/ As the marriage evolved he was groomed by his wife to be the perfect spouseboy. Etymology:<\/em> spouse + houseboy Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Husbliss<\/strong>: \/HUS-blis<\/em>\/ After several months of being conditioned by his wife, Jeff finally caved on his maniliness and freedom, and became a basically a servant who does anything his wife wants to do. Yes! Husbliss at last!!! Etymology:<\/em> husband+bliss Created by:<\/em> Gionuzzo.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Hubbymoon: \/hub-BEE-moon\/ Blissless Bob quickly found out that being a husband was like any other job – it helps if you obey the boss. Once he accepted this fact, the hubbymoon, … Continue reading Honey! Come see this floor! It’s so shining!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}