{"id":1540,"date":"2012-09-26T12:02:45","date_gmt":"2012-09-26T16:02:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1540"},"modified":"2012-09-26T12:02:45","modified_gmt":"2012-09-26T16:02:45","slug":"leguphoria-arent-you-supposed-to-use-a-scoop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1540","title":{"rendered":"Leguphoria: Aren’t you supposed to use a scoop?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The euphoria felt when sticking one’s hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v.<\/em> To plunge your hand into a container of rice.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Leguphoria<\/strong>: \/legyu for ee ya<\/em>\/ When Missy passed a barrel of open soup ingredients, she always experienced a feeling of leguphoria. Hardly surprising, as she was only a human bean… Etymology:<\/em> Legume (the seedpod of a leguminous plant (such as peas or beans or lentils & Euphoria (exaggerated feeling of bliss, elation) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Legumelation<\/strong>: \/leh-goom-e-LAY-shun<\/em>\/ Whenever Heather passed the open bins of peas, beans and lentils she could not resist the temptation to burrow into them in anticipation of the wonderful legumelation it always provided her. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of the words ‘legume’ (n. the fruit or seed of plants of the legume family (as peas or beans) and ‘elation’ (n. pathological euphoria) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Organigasm<\/strong>: \/awr-gan-i-gaz-uhm<\/em>\/ The produce manager was quite embarrassed when the young woman seemed to have an organigasm plunging her hands into the bulk pea bin. Etymology:<\/em> organic (food raised without chemicals and processed without additives) + orgasm (the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Legudaimonia<\/strong>: \/leh-goo-die-moan-eah<\/em>\/ Susie was so overwhelmed with legudaimonia after sticking her hand into a bag of peas, that she started crying. Etymology:<\/em> legume + eudaimonia (Greek ‘happiness or welfare’) Created by:<\/em> Discoveria.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. The euphoria felt when sticking one’s hand surreptitiously into a barrelful of rice, peas, or other legumes. v. To plunge your hand into a container of rice. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Leguphoria: \/legyu for ee ya\/ When Missy passed a barrel of open soup ingredients, she always experienced a … Continue reading Leguphoria: Aren’t you supposed to use a scoop?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}