{"id":1543,"date":"2012-10-01T12:03:25","date_gmt":"2012-10-01T16:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1543"},"modified":"2012-10-01T12:03:25","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T16:03:25","slug":"gawkward-oh-please-stay-and-dont-worry-about-robbie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1543","title":{"rendered":"Gawkward: Oh please stay! And don’t worry about Robbie."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The sense of discomfort created when “a couple” says you are welcome to stay, even though their behavior suggests that you are getting in the way. v.<\/em> To sit uncomfortably between two lovers. <\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Gawkward<\/strong>: \/gok ward<\/em>\/ When Robbie visits June, he’s all over her. Even though Joe came to see her first, Robbie buts in amorously. It is a gawkward moment for Joe…like a car crash, he does not want to see, but cannot look away as they go at it. This is particularly difficult since June is actually Joe’s wife… Etymology:<\/em> Gawk (an awkward stupid person;look with amazement; stare stupidly)& Awkward (not at ease socially;causing pain or embarrassment) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Gawkward:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Discoveria<\/a><\/strong>, 2012-09-29: 08:19:00<\/em>
Made me chuckle. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Rompromise<\/strong>: \/ROMP-row-myze<\/em>\/ I was determined to rompromise Diane and Robbie. No doodahs would be entering any whatsits on my watch! Etymology:<\/em> romp (to have playful or active sex) + compromise (to spoil) Created by:<\/em> Discoveria.<\/p>\n

Wedgehog<\/strong>: \/wej-hawg<\/em>\/ Joe couldn’t completely understand why his friend Rob’s mother had invited him over for dinner when she and her husband were planning a night at the movies. After they left and Rob’s girlfriend showed up he understood his role as a wedgehog. Etymology:<\/em> wedge (something that serves to part, split, divide) + hedgehog (
\nan obstructive device consisting of steel bars, angle irons, etc., usually embedded in concrete, designed to damage and impede the boats and tanks of a landing force on a beach) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Middlefiddle<\/strong>: \/mid-dull-fidd-dull<\/em>\/ Butch and Sandy were hinting to Dave that he was middlefiddle when he sat between them at the movies. Etymology:<\/em> Middle – getting in the middle.
\nFiddle – well, not the violin kind! Created by:<\/em> Rhyme79.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=stay<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. The sense of discomfort created when “a couple” says you are welcome to stay, even though their behavior suggests that you are getting in the way. v. To sit uncomfortably between two lovers. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Gawkward: \/gok ward\/ When Robbie visits June, he’s all over her. Even … Continue reading Gawkward: Oh please stay! And don’t worry about Robbie.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}