{"id":1544,"date":"2012-10-02T12:03:15","date_gmt":"2012-10-02T16:03:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1544"},"modified":"2012-10-02T12:03:15","modified_gmt":"2012-10-02T16:03:15","slug":"flirtualist-whos-this-a-facebook-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1544","title":{"rendered":"Flirtualist: Who&#8217;s this? A facebook friend."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online &#8220;partner&#8221;. <em>v.<\/em> To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/cheat.gif\" alt=\"Who's this? A facebook friend.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Flirtualist<\/strong>:  \/<em>flir-two-list<\/em>\/ Franny was quite the flirtualist with Frank until Fa\u00c2\u00b4moused found out. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Flirt-To make playfully romantic overtures.<br \/>\nPart of Dual-Having a double character or purpose. <em>Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Flirtualist:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Discoveria\">Discoveria<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2012-09-29: 12:41:00<\/em> <br \/>It sounds more like flirt + virtual, which is probably part of the charm. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Laptopdancer<\/strong>:  \/<em>lap top dan ser<\/em>\/ Since she spent more guilty hours online with &#8220;Raoul&#8221; than she did with her real-life lover, Fidel, Rhonda was considered a laptopdancer. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Laptop (portable, wireless computer, small enough to fit in your lap) &amp; Lap Dancer (a scantily dressed\/naked person who dances erotically for individual members of the audience) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cyberfauxmance<\/strong>:  \/<em>SI-ber-fo-mance<\/em>\/ Rhonda was heavily involved in cyberfaumance,  carrying on multiple cyber &#8216;affairs&#8217; with on line contacts whom she&#8217;d never actually met nor ever intended to meet. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of the words &#8216;cyber&#8217; (a combining form meaning \u00e2\u20ac\u0153computer,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153computer network,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d or \u00e2\u20ac\u0153virtual reality,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d)  &#8216;faux&#8217; (fake, artificial) and &#8216;romance&#8217; (a love affair, esp an intense and happy but short-lived affair involving young people) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Intimet<\/strong>:  \/<em>inn-tee-met<\/em>\/ I told my husband about Roger. He said it was alright because we&#8217;ve only intimet, and that&#8217;s what he does with Sandra anyway. So it&#8217;s not cheating. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Internet + Intimate + Met = Intimet <em>Created by:<\/em> Rhyme79.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cheat\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cheat<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online &#8220;partner&#8221;. v. To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Flirtualist: \/flir-two-list\/ Franny was quite the flirtualist with Frank until Fa\u00c2\u00b4moused found out. Etymology: Flirt-To make playfully romantic overtures. Part of Dual-Having a double &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1544\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Flirtualist: Who&#8217;s this? A facebook friend.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}