{"id":1546,"date":"2012-10-04T12:04:48","date_gmt":"2012-10-04T16:04:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1546"},"modified":"2012-10-04T12:04:48","modified_gmt":"2012-10-04T16:04:48","slug":"screap-aaaaahhhh-aaaaahhhhhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1546","title":{"rendered":"Screap: Aaaaahhhh! AAAAAHHHHHH!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The horrible pain that comes from pulling a bandage off of hairy skin. v.<\/em> To inflict pain or injure when removing a bandage.<\/p>\n

\"Aaaaahhhh!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Screap<\/strong>: \/s-kuh-REEP<\/em>\/ OMG! Stop screaping me! Call yourself a nurse?! You’re not a nurse! You’re a crazy, sadistic, crazy sadist! Argh! STOP IT! Etymology:<\/em> A mixture of ‘scream’ and ‘rip’ with a portion of ‘scrape’, which to me, is a pretty painful sounding word. Created by:<\/em> Rhyme79.<\/p>\n

Depilatorture<\/strong>: \/dih-pil-uh-tawr-cher<\/em>\/ Most people subscribe to the “yank it off quickly” technique when it comes to removal of fur-laden band-aids. Slow removal is considered depilatorture. Etymology:<\/em> depilatory (a mild liquid or cream that will temporarily removing unwanted hair from the body) + torture (the act of inflicting excruciating pain, as punishment or revenge, as a means of getting a confession or information, or for sheer cruelty) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Feelastoplast<\/strong>: \/fee las to plast<\/em>\/ When Doctor Pepper began to pull the sticky bandage off Norman’s hairy arm, Norman could feelastoplast the agony long before it even started. Etymology:<\/em> Feel (produce a certain impression\/sensation) & Elastoplast (an elastic adhesive bandage for covering cuts or wounds)
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Skinflagration<\/strong>: \/skin-fleh-GRAY-shun<\/em>\/ Hector yelled with the pain he felt across his skin as the large piece of tape was yanked off, calling it a skinflagration, as the sensation of burning was so intense. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘skin’ and ‘conflagration’. (fire; especially: a large disastrous fire) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. The horrible pain that comes from pulling a bandage off of hairy skin. v. To inflict pain or injure when removing a bandage. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Screap: \/s-kuh-REEP\/ OMG! Stop screaping me! Call yourself a nurse?! You’re not a nurse! You’re a crazy, sadistic, crazy sadist! Argh! STOP … Continue reading Screap: Aaaaahhhh! AAAAAHHHHHH!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1546"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}