{"id":1555,"date":"2012-10-17T12:01:17","date_gmt":"2012-10-17T16:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1555"},"modified":"2012-10-17T12:01:17","modified_gmt":"2012-10-17T16:01:17","slug":"nomble-why-are-you-licking-your-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1555","title":{"rendered":"Nomble: Why are you licking your pizza?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v. tr.<\/em> To eat in a peculiar or ritualistic manner in an effort to lose weight while consuming more. <em>n.<\/em>  An idiosyncratic method of eating, usually adopted for &#8220;health reasons&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/crust.gif\" alt=\"Why are you licking your pizza?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nomble<\/strong>:  \/<em>nomm-ball<\/em>\/ I love to eat grapes coated in cream cheese and chocolate, but so I don&#8217;t absorb the fat, I have to nomble it. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  nom (slang for &#8216;eat&#8217;; as in &#8216;om nom nom&#8217;.) + nibble + gobble = nomble  <em>Created by:<\/em> Rhyme79.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Nomble:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=hyperborean\">hyperborean<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2012-10-15: 10:37:00<\/em> <br \/>Fun word!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Treadmealing<\/strong>:  \/<em><\/em>\/ Harold hadn&#8217;t lost any weight treadmealing because as his mileage increased so did the elaborateness of his buffets. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  sounds like treadmill: the exercise machine.<br \/>\ntread (to walk) + meal (portion of food taken at one time) <em>Created by:<\/em> hyperborean.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gorgemony<\/strong>:  \/<em>GORJ-eh-mone-ey<\/em>\/ Clarissa is a gorgemony devotee who engages in a ritualistic &#8216;dining&#8217; wherein she endlessly and vigorously eats huge amounts of granola bars, a variety of nuts and dried fruits and other organic foods that she believes will insure her lasting health and vitality. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of the words &#8216;gorge&#8217; (v. to stuff with food (usually used reflexively or passively) and &#8216;ceremony&#8217; (n. any formal act or observance, especially a meaningless one) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gastrowonky<\/strong>:  \/<em>ga-stro-wong-kee<\/em>\/ Jill&#8217;s diet has gone completely gastrowonky. She&#8217;s decided to only eat things that start with the letter &#8220;G&#8221;. Most of her friends pass on offers to join her for a breakfast of grapefruit with grated cheese. They run the other way when she mentions garlic granola. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  gastronomic (the art or science of good eating) + wonky (askew) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=crust\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=crust<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. tr. To eat in a peculiar or ritualistic manner in an effort to lose weight while consuming more. n. An idiosyncratic method of eating, usually adopted for &#8220;health reasons&#8221;. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Nomble: \/nomm-ball\/ I love to eat grapes coated in cream cheese and chocolate, but so I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1555\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nomble: Why are you licking your pizza?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}