{"id":1557,"date":"2012-10-19T12:03:48","date_gmt":"2012-10-19T16:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1557"},"modified":"2012-10-19T12:03:48","modified_gmt":"2012-10-19T16:03:48","slug":"annoyfriend-theres-no-way-a-guy-with-a-mono-brow-is-marrying-my-daughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1557","title":{"rendered":"Annoyfriend: There’s no way a guy with a mono-brow is marrying my daughter!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A chosen mating partner who is not well-accepted by one’s parents. v.<\/em> To fight with one’s parents over the selection of a suitable mate.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Annoyfriend<\/strong>: \/uh-noi-frend<\/em>\/ Jill’s father just can’t stand her current annoyfriend. Etymology:<\/em> annoy (to disturb or bother in a way that displeases, troubles, or slightly irritates) + boyfriend (a frequent or favorite male companion; beau) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Prohibmate<\/strong>: \/pr-\u00c5\u008d-hibm-\u00c4\u0081-te<\/em>\/ My dad prohibmated me from seeing Bob anymore. Etymology:<\/em> prohib- prohibit, mate- mate Created by:<\/em> oliviabrown.<\/p>\n

Nonpatrematrix<\/strong>: \/non|p\u00c3\u00a4|tur|e|m\u00c3\u00a4|tur|iks<\/em>\/ My parents thought that my recent girlfriend was disrespectful and negative towards me; they did not approve of her, and therefore she was a nonpatrematrix Etymology:<\/em> Non-: Not
\nPatre-: Father
\nMatr-: Mother
\n-Trix: A woman Created by:<\/em> k3nbr33.<\/p>\n

Rebelationship<\/strong>: \/re buhl LAY shun ship<\/em>\/ When I was a teenager, I had one rebelationship after another just to bug my father. Etymology:<\/em> rebel: to defy an authority + relationship: an association between two or more things Created by:<\/em> hyperborean.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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DEFINITION: n. A chosen mating partner who is not well-accepted by one’s parents. v. To fight with one’s parents over the selection of a suitable mate. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Annoyfriend: \/uh-noi-frend\/ Jill’s father just can’t stand her current annoyfriend. Etymology: annoy (to disturb or bother in a way that displeases, … Continue reading Annoyfriend: There’s no way a guy with a mono-brow is marrying my daughter!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}