{"id":1558,"date":"2012-10-22T12:03:47","date_gmt":"2012-10-22T16:03:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1558"},"modified":"2012-10-22T12:03:47","modified_gmt":"2012-10-22T16:03:47","slug":"dermablightis-i-think-got-a-little-too-much-sun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1558","title":{"rendered":"Dermablightis: I think got a little too much sun&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em>, To shed one&#8217;s skin in an effort to appear younger or healthier. <em>n.<\/em> The little bits peeling skin caused by overexposure to direct sunlight.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/sunburn.gif\" alt=\"I think got a little too much sun...\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dermablightis<\/strong>:  \/<em>der-mah-BLITE-iss<\/em>\/ What Marjorie inended to be an enhanced appearance thru extra sun lamp treatments turned instead, into a major case of dermablighits with large patches of facial skin either peeling or taking on odd shades of various colors. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;derma&#8217; (n. layer of skin) and &#8216;blight&#8217; (n. a deteriorated condition)  play on the word &#8216;dermatitis&#8217;  (n. Inflammation of the skin, usually itchy, with redness, swelling, and blistering) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dermadorn<\/strong>:  \/<em>Dur-muh-dorn<\/em>\/ To ready herself for her 15 year class reunion, Sunny went through a rigorous dermadorn to get back her youthful glow. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  From (derma: skin) + (adorn: v to decorate or add beauty to) <em>Created by:<\/em> SethelMerman.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fleshables<\/strong>:  \/<em>FLESH uh buhls<\/em>\/ What Rover liked best when Jennifer tanned was the smoke flavored fleshables she left in the bed.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Inspired by the product &#8220;Flushables.&#8221;  (flesh) +<br \/>\n(-ables: suffix)  <em>Created by:<\/em> hyperborean.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dermamorphosis<\/strong>:  \/<em>Dur mah more foe sis<\/em>\/ Shelly is so beautiful now that her dermamorphosis has finished. She looks 20 years younger.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Derma: skin<br \/>\nMorph: to change <em>Created by:<\/em> SnatchRaffle.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sunburn\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sunburn<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v., To shed one&#8217;s skin in an effort to appear younger or healthier. n. The little bits peeling skin caused by overexposure to direct sunlight. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dermablightis: \/der-mah-BLITE-iss\/ What Marjorie inended to be an enhanced appearance thru extra sun lamp treatments turned instead, into a major case &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1558\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dermablightis: I think got a little too much sun&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}