{"id":156,"date":"2007-08-24T00:53:46","date_gmt":"2007-08-24T04:53:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=156"},"modified":"2007-08-24T00:53:46","modified_gmt":"2007-08-24T04:53:46","slug":"this-is-going-to-be-the-closest-shave-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=156","title":{"rendered":"This is going to be the closest shave ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To push yourself so hard, to reach an impossibly high standard of perfection, that you end up undercutting your own success.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Paragonwrong<\/strong>: \/parra-gone-wrong<\/em>\/ Nikos dream of perfection was never reached. He wanted his cafe in the centre of town to be the epitome of a Greek kafenion, but he was never satisfied with the decor and continued to import nick-nacks and concrete all the surrounding area until the customers could barely find room to sit. He was a paragonwrong. Etymology:<\/em> paragon + gone wrong Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n

Paragonorrhea<\/strong>: \/pare-ah-gon-ah-ree-ah<\/em>\/ Hair perfectly coiffed, immaculate three-piece suit, and a fresh coat of polish on his shoes – it was readily apparent to all who attended the company picnic that Bob was dealing with a nasty bout of paragonorrhea. Etymology:<\/em> paragon, gonorrhea Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

Nulltimate<\/strong>: \/nuhl-tuh-mit<\/em>\/ He was forever trying so hard to get it right he continued to achieve the nulltimate goal – nothing! Etymology:<\/em> null + ultimate Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Perfaultion<\/strong>: \/per-fault-shun<\/em>\/ Her tendency to over-pluck her eyebrows is a perfualtion. Now after years of tweezing, plucking and pulling, her eyebrows won’t even grow at all. Etymology:<\/em> perfection + fault Created by:<\/em> KristinA.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/font><\/p>\n

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