{"id":1561,"date":"2012-10-25T12:02:50","date_gmt":"2012-10-25T16:02:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1561"},"modified":"2012-10-25T12:02:50","modified_gmt":"2012-10-25T16:02:50","slug":"abpathetic-i-need-to-feel-sexy-again-give-me-britneys-abs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1561","title":{"rendered":"Abpathetic: I need to feel sexy again! Give me Britney’s abs!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. intr.<\/em>, To compensate for emotional rejection by trying to change one’s appearance through aggressive dieting, exercise and\/or plastic surgery — common among aging divorcees. <\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Abpathetic<\/strong>: \/ab + p\u00c9\u2122-\u00cb\u02c6the-tik <\/em>\/ I wish my Uncle Marvin wasn’t so abpathetic and just by a new red Ferrari sports car like any normal middle aged divorced man
\n Etymology:<\/em> Ab (from abdominals or stomached + pathetic (absurd, melancholy, laughable, or sad)
\n Created by:<\/em> DrWebsterIII.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Abpathetic:<\/strong><\/p>\n

hyperborean<\/a><\/strong>, 2012-10-23: 22:38:00<\/em>
Great word! Welcome back DrWeb!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Egoplasty<\/strong>: \/EE-go-plaz-tee<\/em>\/ Make your egoplasty appointment soon. Etymology:<\/em> ego + medical term Created by:<\/em> DaddyNewt.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Egoplasty:<\/strong><\/p>\n

DrWebsterIII<\/a><\/strong>, 2012-10-24: 00:19:00<\/em>
nice word\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sadapt<\/strong>: \/sad apt<\/em>\/ After his wife of 20 years dumped him for the pool boy,Kevin decided to enjoy himself and adapt a swinging bachelor lifestyle. His after-work beer therapy sessions gave him a much larger girth than before and his attempts to sadapt to the hedonistic life,made his fsvourite song, “The girls get prettier at closing time…” Etymology:<\/em> Sad (bad; unfortunate) & Adapt (make fit for, or change to suit a new purpose) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Emulateration<\/strong>: \/em-yoo-LATE-ur-a-shun<\/em>\/ “My emulateration is complete, should Cher stumble onstage, her tone-deaf back up dancer can step in and save the day. Where did I put my marbles? ” ~Shar Bano, Backstage Etymology:<\/em> From (Emulate: to imitate to try to equal or excel) + (alteration: the state of being altered. Changed) Created by:<\/em> SethelMerman.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=divorcee<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
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DEFINITION: v. intr., To compensate for emotional rejection by trying to change one’s appearance through aggressive dieting, exercise and\/or plastic surgery — common among aging divorcees. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Abpathetic: \/ab + p\u00c9\u2122-\u00cb\u02c6the-tik \/ I wish my Uncle Marvin wasn’t so abpathetic and just by a new red Ferrari sports … Continue reading Abpathetic: I need to feel sexy again! Give me Britney’s abs!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}