{"id":1562,"date":"2012-10-26T12:05:08","date_gmt":"2012-10-26T16:05:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1562"},"modified":"2012-10-26T12:05:08","modified_gmt":"2012-10-26T16:05:08","slug":"benefishiary-i-am-deeply-saddened-by-my-masters-departure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1562","title":{"rendered":"Benefishiary: I am deeply saddened by my master’s departure…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, An animal, usually a much loved pet, whose dead and departed owner has bequeathed a huge sum of money solely for its comfort and care. v.<\/em> To leave part or all of an estate to a pet animal.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Benefishiary<\/strong>: \/Ben-eh-fish-ee-air-ee<\/em>\/ Goldie got everything being the benefishiary. I feel like getting tanked. Etymology:<\/em> Beneficiary: someone who inherits + fish: an animal Created by:<\/em> SethelMerman.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Benefishiary:<\/strong><\/p>\n

DrWebsterIII<\/a><\/strong>, 2012-10-24: 11:27:00<\/em>
Smart! (how’d I miss that?)<\/p>\n

hyperborean<\/a><\/strong>, 2012-10-24: 14:28:00<\/em>
Sethel! That’s the perfect word!<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2012-10-25: 01:02:00<\/em>
Great word…just for the halibut!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Animoney<\/strong>: \/ann-ee-mone-ee<\/em>\/ Clive’s late owner had planned for his own death. This included generous payments of animoney to ensure Clive’s kennel would see a maid twice weekly and his chef would have the best ingredients and dental cover. Etymology:<\/em> ‘Ani’ from animal + money = Animoney. A play on ‘alimoney’, (maintenance payments to a former spouse.) Created by:<\/em> Rhyme79.<\/p>\n

Crockefeller<\/strong>: \/CROCK uh fell er<\/em>\/ His inheritance insured he would not have to live out his final years like a common Lauderdale canaligator, but like the true Palm Beach crockefeller that he was. Etymology:<\/em> crocodile: large tropical aquatic reptile + Rockefeller: famous American family known for their wealth Created by:<\/em> hyperborean.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Crockefeller:<\/strong><\/p>\n

DrWebsterIII<\/a><\/strong>, 2012-10-25: 16:00:00<\/em>
love the animal class & geographical distinction <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Aniqueath<\/strong>: \/\u00cb\u02c6an\u00c9\u2122 – \u00cb\u02c6kw\u00c4\u201cT\u00cd\u0178H<\/em>\/ Miss Helmsley wished now she had killed him herself, for the estate she thought was all hers, had been aniqueathed to Scruffy!
\n Etymology:<\/em> “ani” (from animal) + “queath” (from bequeath = to declare, given by will Created by:<\/em> DrWebsterIII.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=hamster<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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