{"id":157,"date":"2007-08-30T08:03:30","date_gmt":"2007-08-30T12:03:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=157"},"modified":"2007-08-30T08:03:30","modified_gmt":"2007-08-30T12:03:30","slug":"wait-cant-you-guys-read-thats-a-stop-sign-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=157","title":{"rendered":"Wait! Can’t you guys read? That’s a stop sign!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> A group of runners that moves as a single entity, ignoring traffic signals and pedestrians alike. <\/font><\/p>\n

\"Wait!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Dasholes<\/strong>: \/DASH-holes<\/em>\/ I missed the light because those dasholes couldn’t stop for ten seconds! Etymology:<\/em> dash + assholes Created by:<\/em> joelb.<\/font><\/p>\n

Assletes<\/strong>: \/ass’ – leets<\/em>\/ There’s nothing wrong with those Assletes that an 18 wheeler can’t cure Etymology:<\/em> asshole\/athletes Created by:<\/em> FreeToys.<\/font><\/p>\n

Joggernaught<\/strong>: \/JAW-ger-nawt<\/em>\/ The joggernaught crossed the street heedless of the crossing signal and proceeded to cross the middle school field in defiance of the kickball game being played there. Etymology:<\/em> Jogger + [jugger]naught (an unstoppable object in motion) Created by:<\/em> MrDave2176.<\/font><\/p>\n

Marathrong<\/strong>: \/mar-a-throng<\/em>\/ The marathrong consisted of over a thousand runners who ignored the light signals and blocked the intersection for three light changes. Etymology:<\/em> marathon + throng Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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James<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: A group of runners that moves as a single entity, ignoring traffic signals and pedestrians alike. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dasholes: \/DASH-holes\/ I missed the light because those dasholes couldn’t stop for ten seconds! Etymology: dash + assholes Created by: joelb. Assletes: \/ass’ – leets\/ There’s nothing wrong with those … Continue reading Wait! Can’t you guys read? That’s a stop sign!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}