{"id":1573,"date":"2012-11-09T12:05:04","date_gmt":"2012-11-09T17:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1573"},"modified":"2012-11-09T12:05:04","modified_gmt":"2012-11-09T17:05:04","slug":"slackey-youve-done-such-a-good-job-emptying-your-beer-bottles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1573","title":{"rendered":"Slackey: You’ve done such a good job emptying your beer bottles."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. n.<\/em>, An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Slackey<\/strong>: \/‘slak ee<\/em>\/
\nRhonda sure knew how to pick ’em! Another boyfriend who was a useless slackey , who could barely lift a finger to helm himself, let alone Rhonda, with the exception a lifting a beer to his lips! Etymology:<\/em> slacker (shirker, loafer, lazybones, bum) +
\nlackey (servant, footman, man\/gal Friday)
\n Created by:<\/em> DrWebsterIII.<\/p>\n

Disrequest<\/strong>: \/dis-ri-kwest<\/em>\/ Jane’s boyfriend isn’t the best at helping around the house. In fact, her pet name for him is Sloth. Her disrequest for help most often includes a dig that is designed to shame him into action. It rarely works. Etymology:<\/em> disrespect\/dis (regard or treat with contempt or rudeness) + request (the act of asking for something to be given or done) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Slappinghand<\/strong>: \/Slappinghand – sla’pin’hand<\/em>\/ rather than being a helping hand, edward was known as a slappinghand by most of his friends as his idea of “help” usually ended in disaster. Etymology:<\/em> A play on the phrase “Helping hand”. Rather than being helpful the aide received from this person usually ends with others cleaning the mess Created by:<\/em> hellohime.<\/p>\n

Couchslouch<\/strong>: \/cowtch-slouch<\/em>\/ Jeremy rarely lifted a finger to help with anything or to fend for himself, and made no effort to suggest that he was anything but a dedicated couchslouch. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘couch’ (divan or sofa) and ‘slouch’ (n. one that is unimpressive; especially: a lazy or incompetent person) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. n., An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Slackey: \/‘slak ee\/ Rhonda sure knew how to pick ’em! Another boyfriend who was a useless slackey , who could barely lift a finger to … Continue reading Slackey: You’ve done such a good job emptying your beer bottles.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}