{"id":1575,"date":"2012-11-13T12:00:46","date_gmt":"2012-11-13T17:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1575"},"modified":"2012-11-13T12:00:46","modified_gmt":"2012-11-13T17:00:46","slug":"toolfool-ewhh-youre-eating-chocolate-covered-ants-with-a-knife-and-fork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1575","title":{"rendered":"Toolfool: Ewhh! You’re eating chocolate-covered ants with a knife and fork!?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To use a knife and fork to eat foods like hamburgers, pizza, or pigeon wings, which are customarily consumed using one’s hands. n.<\/em>, A person who is afraid to eat food touched by human hands.<\/p>\n

\"Ewhh!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Toolfool<\/strong>: \/tool fool<\/em>\/ Ray Rachael was always peeved when Gordon toolfooled everything he ate, even when it was a liquid that should just be sipped Etymology:<\/em> tool: utensil + fool (stupid, ignorant)
\n Created by:<\/em> DrWebsterIII.<\/p>\n

Implementill<\/strong>: \/im plem ent ill<\/em>\/ George’s insistance on eating all his foods with a knife, spoon and\/or fork was considered instrumentill by his friends. His phobia about not touching his food was especially painful to watch when he ate popcorn, chocolate bars and mixed nuts. Etymology:<\/em> Implement (utensil,piece of equipment used as a means to an effect)&Ill (sick;not well;unfavourable;with disapproval) – WordPlay on instrumental (serving or acting as a means or aid) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Utensilitis<\/strong>: \/yew-ten-sil-EYE-tis<\/em>\/ Webster has an odd fixation his friends have labled utensilitis, wherein he feels compelled to use utensils to eat all manner of food to avoid eating anything touched by human hands, even his own. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘utensil’ and the suffix ‘itis’ (humorous – Used to form the names of various fictitious afflictions or diseases) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Cutler<\/strong>: \/KUTT-lurr<\/em>\/ Richard was such a cutler that he once tried to eat popcorn with a knife and fork when we went to the cinema. Etymology:<\/em> cutlery – y, sounds like butler Created by:<\/em> Discoveria.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To use a knife and fork to eat foods like hamburgers, pizza, or pigeon wings, which are customarily consumed using one’s hands. n., A person who is afraid to eat food touched by human hands. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Toolfool: \/tool fool\/ Ray Rachael was always peeved when Gordon … Continue reading Toolfool: Ewhh! You’re eating chocolate-covered ants with a knife and fork!?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}