{"id":1576,"date":"2012-11-14T12:03:06","date_gmt":"2012-11-14T17:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1576"},"modified":"2012-11-14T12:03:06","modified_gmt":"2012-11-14T17:03:06","slug":"dietchotomize-please-dont-eat-that-stuff-in-front-of-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1576","title":{"rendered":"Dietchotomize: Please don’t eat that stuff in front of me."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To eat a strictly regulated diet in order to compensate for a complete lack of control when it comes to drinking. n.<\/em>, A smoker and drinker who becomes a vegan in order to “reverse the damage”.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Dietchotomize<\/strong>: \/Die-et-kot-o-mize<\/em>\/ Jennifer absolutely abhors the disgusting chemicals used in consumer products these days, especially if they can make her fat. Since cigarettes tend to keep her skinny and a steady influx of alcohol holds thoughts of dying alone at bay, however, she’s had to dietchotomize her lifestyle. Etymology:<\/em> A combination of “diet” and “dichotomize.” Literally meaning to break one’s diet into two or more well-defined groups. Created by:<\/em> ettutortilla.<\/p>\n

Veganebriate<\/strong>: \/vee gan ee bree ayt<\/em>\/ Marsha’s system to offset her drinking and smoking vices was to veganebriate herself. For each piece of lettuce, she would take a drink from her cocktail glass. This worked fine until the day in Mexico when she accidentally drank the worm in the tequila bottle… Etymology:<\/em> Vegan (one whose strict diet consists of no animal or dairy foods) & Inebriate (a chronic drinker;become drunk or drink excessively) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Habitulate<\/strong>: \/ha-BIT-chew-layt<\/em>\/ Given her weakness for toxic substances, Miranda decide to habitulate on her diet, eating only ‘healthy’ foods in order to offset the damages done by drugs and alchohol. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of the words ‘habit'(an acquired pattern of behavior that often occurs automatically) and ‘capitulate’ (v. to cease resisting : acquiesce) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Vegannonlogical<\/strong>: \/vegan non logical<\/em>\/ “Why are you eating that when clearly I am a vegan? Its not good for you!” She said holding a beer in her hand Etymology:<\/em> vegan-non consumer of animal products<\/p>\n

non- Not <\/p>\n

logical- A reasonable explination Created by:<\/em> kennedycomer.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To eat a strictly regulated diet in order to compensate for a complete lack of control when it comes to drinking. n., A smoker and drinker who becomes a vegan in order to “reverse the damage”. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dietchotomize: \/Die-et-kot-o-mize\/ Jennifer absolutely abhors the disgusting chemicals used … Continue reading Dietchotomize: Please don’t eat that stuff in front of me.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}