{"id":1577,"date":"2012-11-15T12:03:58","date_gmt":"2012-11-15T17:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1577"},"modified":"2012-11-15T12:03:58","modified_gmt":"2012-11-15T17:03:58","slug":"smorgasfloorboard-may-i-ask-what-are-you-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1577","title":{"rendered":"Smorgasfloorboard: May I ask, what are you doing?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say “it’s too dirty”. n.<\/em>, A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Smorgasfloorboard<\/strong>: \/smo\u00cc\u2021r-g\u00c9\u2122s-flohr-bo\u00cc\u2021rd<\/em>\/ As a salesman, Ted practically lives in his car. Breakfast, lunch and often dinner are consumed behind the wheel. Ted is a strong believer in the 5-second (plus) rule. He looks at his car as a smorgasfloorboard. Etymology:<\/em> smorgasbord (buffet-style food ) + floorboard (the floor of an automobile ) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Appathetic<\/strong>: \/ap pathetik<\/em>\/ Jenny slapped James wuth her Manolo Blanik’s exclaiming, ‘you’re so appathetic, you choose to eat food off the floor than drink champagne from my shoe!”
\n Etymology:<\/em> appetizer (a small first course; food) + pathetic (ridiculous, embarrassing ) Created by:<\/em> DrWebsterIII.<\/p>\n

Linoleyumyum<\/strong>: \/lin-OLE-ee-yum-yum<\/em>\/ Bart didn’t subscribe to the ‘5 second rule’, he considered anything that had been dropped on the floor by himself or others to be a delectable linoleyumyum however long it may have been laying there. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of the words ‘linoleum’ and ‘yum yum’ Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Linoleyum<\/strong>: \/lin ol ee yum<\/em>\/ When Frasier accidentally dropped something tasty on the floor, the floor automatically became a linoleyum. He dove to lick up the treat before the five second rule applied and could win gold medals for his efforts. Etymology:<\/em> Linoleum (a floor covering) & Yum (an interjection that means delicious) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say “it’s too dirty”. n., A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Smorgasfloorboard: \/smo\u00cc\u2021r-g\u00c9\u2122s-flohr-bo\u00cc\u2021rd\/ As a salesman, Ted practically lives in his … Continue reading Smorgasfloorboard: May I ask, what are you doing?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1577"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}