{"id":158,"date":"2007-08-30T08:05:11","date_gmt":"2007-08-30T12:05:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=158"},"modified":"2007-08-30T08:05:11","modified_gmt":"2007-08-30T12:05:11","slug":"i-may-not-have-the-body-of-a-peacock-but-i-got-the-brains-of-a-peacock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=158","title":{"rendered":"I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or “pick-up lines”, do not generate the desired response.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Egotesticle<\/strong>: \/E-go-tes-tick-ul<\/em>\/ Bill had an egotesticle reputation with the ladies. His slicked-back hair, the cloud of Old Spice that trailed behind him, and his two-sizes-too-small pants were made even creepier by his tendency to make eye contact only with your chest. Etymology:<\/em> egotistical + testicle (inspired by “cocksure”) Created by:<\/em> KristinA.<\/font><\/p>\n

Flirtagonist<\/strong>: \/flirt-AG-on-ist<\/em>\/ “Hey, baby, do you know karate, cuz your body is kickin’,” Bob said to the cute girl at the bar. He was such a flirtagonist that he was surprised at the girl’s rude behavior and sudden departure. Etymology:<\/em> Flirt Agonist (derived from ‘agony’ or ‘antagonist’) Created by:<\/em> IneffableDawn.<\/font><\/p>\n

Pickuptardist<\/strong>: \/Pic-up-tard-ist<\/em>\/ James just can’t figure out why the women don’t love his “smooth” lines, but he’s such a pickuptardist Etymology:<\/em> Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard Created by:<\/em> Czechxican.<\/font><\/p>\n

Pompass<\/strong>: \/pom-pass<\/em>\/ Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass. Etymology:<\/em> pompous + pass + ass Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

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