{"id":1589,"date":"2012-12-03T12:03:52","date_gmt":"2012-12-03T17:03:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1589"},"modified":"2012-12-03T12:03:52","modified_gmt":"2012-12-03T17:03:52","slug":"surromate-honey-i-was-lost-at-the-mall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1589","title":{"rendered":"Surromate: Honey, I was lost at the mall…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To find a lost item immediately after purchasing a replacement. n.<\/em>, An item which is lost and cannot not be found unless a replacement is purchased. <\/p>\n

\"Honey,<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Surromate<\/strong>: \/sur-uh-meyt<\/em>\/ When Darren showed up at the party with a surromate, he explained that his wife was lost at sea. Her side of the story is that she once accidentlly docked her canoe at the wrong pier. Etymology:<\/em> surrogate (a substitute) + mate (husband or wife; spouse) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Substibeaut<\/strong>: \/sub sti byut<\/em>\/ When Jackie returned after being shipwrecked for a year and assumed lost at sea, she was surprised to find that Jack had found a substibeaut in her best friend, Jill. Turns out he was a Jack of all trades, because he swapped out Jill later and went back to Jackie! Etymology:<\/em> Substitute (a person or thing that takes or can take the place of another) & Beautiful (beaut -an outstanding example of its kind) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Duplidipity<\/strong>: \/dew-pleh-DIP-eh-ty<\/em>\/ Webster beamed with the duplidipity that had come his way when he got a new pair of house slippers to replace his old ‘lost’ pair and then found the old ones where they’d fallen behind some boxes in his closet. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘serendipity’ (n. the faculty or phenomenon of finding valuable or agreeable things not sought for)and ‘duplicate’ (adj. being the same as another) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Postrihtagane<\/strong>: \/post-RIT-uh-gain<\/em>\/ n: I lost my new phone; it’s probably a postrihtagane… v: I end up postrihtaganing everything I buy… Etymology:<\/em> Prefix ‘post’ meaning ‘after’; ‘riht’ derived from Old English ‘rihtan’ meaning ‘to replace’; ‘agane’ derived from Old English ‘\u00c3\u00a1gan’ meaning ‘to obtain’. Combined as ‘postrihtagane’ to mean ‘after-replace-obtain’. Created by:<\/em> Artomun.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To find a lost item immediately after purchasing a replacement. n., An item which is lost and cannot not be found unless a replacement is purchased. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Surromate: \/sur-uh-meyt\/ When Darren showed up at the party with a surromate, he explained that his wife was lost … Continue reading Surromate: Honey, I was lost at the mall…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}