{"id":159,"date":"2007-08-30T08:06:54","date_gmt":"2007-08-30T12:06:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=159"},"modified":"2007-08-30T08:06:54","modified_gmt":"2007-08-30T12:06:54","slug":"did-you-get-my-email-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=159","title":{"rendered":"Did you get my email?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/email2.gif\" alt=\"Did you get my email?\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Enal<\/strong>:  \/<em>e-nal<\/em>\/ To cover his ass and reassure himself he has told everybody everything he should and covered all his bases, my boss e-mails everything instead of speaking any more. He&#8217;s totally enal. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  e-mail + anal <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Eddicted<\/strong>:  \/<em>ee-dik-ted<\/em>\/ Bob was so eddicted that his college professor had to email him with a message that said, &#8220;Yes, Bob?&#8221; When he raised his hand in class. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  E: From &#8216;e-mail&#8217; ddicted: from &#8216;addicted&#8217; <em>Created by:<\/em> IneffableDawn.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Ependent<\/strong>:  \/<em>e-pen-dent<\/em>\/ Adam is completely ependent. He even sends text messages to his girlfriend while they are making out. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Electronic (abbreviated as &#8216;E&#8217;) &#8211; dependent (may be varied to -dant for the British) <em>Created by:<\/em> Tesher.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Etardation<\/strong>:  \/<em>e-tard-ay-shun<\/em>\/ His etardation reached it&#8217;s pinnacle when he requested a video conference from across the room. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  e (for electronic, like in e-mail) + retardation <em>Created by:<\/em> joelb.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=email2\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=email2<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Enal: \/e-nal\/ To cover his ass and reassure himself he has told everybody everything he should and covered all his bases, my boss e-mails everything instead &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=159\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Did you get my email?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}