{"id":1593,"date":"2012-12-07T12:03:02","date_gmt":"2012-12-07T17:03:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1593"},"modified":"2012-12-07T12:03:02","modified_gmt":"2012-12-07T17:03:02","slug":"supgrade-look-at-these-lovely-lunches-im-tempted-to-steal-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1593","title":{"rendered":"Supgrade: Look at these lovely lunches. I’m tempted to steal one…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To swap your lousy lunch for a way tastier one found in the shared office fridge. n.<\/em>, A lunch which is borrowed from a coworker and will not be returned until after it has been consumed.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Supgrade<\/strong>: \/suhp-grayde<\/em>\/ Having just brought a squished and questionably expired bologna sandwich for himself, Nathan attempted to supgrade his lunch to my delectable fluffernutter sandwich. It didn’t end well for Nathan. Etymology:<\/em> Supper (which my Nana used to call lunch) + Upgrade…. dang now i really want a fluffernutter Created by:<\/em> libertybelle.<\/p>\n

Fridgeraider<\/strong>: \/FRIDJ-ehr-ayder<\/em>\/ Dunston is a chronic fridgeraider, having no compulsion whatsoever about stealing other folks lunches from the office fridge. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘fridge’ (refrigerator) and ‘raider’ (one who raids or steals) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Fridgeraider:<\/strong><\/p>\n

libertybelle<\/a><\/strong>, 2012-12-05: 14:52:00<\/em>
ha ha! good one!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Filchard<\/strong>: \/Fil chard<\/em>\/ Wayne was called into the Office Manager’s office at 3:00 pm for his herring. He had been accused by Dory, the new assistant, of stealing her lunch 5 days in a row. She was partial to seafood salads and so apparently was Wayne. Monday he had rustled her mussels;Tuesday he had stole her sole;Wednesday he had pawed her cod; Thursday he had to take her hake and today he had filchard her pilchard. He tried to protest. But his defense floundered when his breath was smelt! Etymology:<\/em> Filch (make off with belongings of others)& Pilchard (small fatty fish usually canned) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Eaterthief<\/strong>: \/E-ter-theef<\/em>\/ Eggbert the eaterthief didn’t think twice about taking what he wanted for lunch from others in his office. Etymology:<\/em> Eater-One who consumes food.
\nThief-A person who steals, especially secretly. Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n

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James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To swap your lousy lunch for a way tastier one found in the shared office fridge. n., A lunch which is borrowed from a coworker and will not be returned until after it has been consumed. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Supgrade: \/suhp-grayde\/ Having just brought a squished and questionably … Continue reading Supgrade: Look at these lovely lunches. I’m tempted to steal one…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1593"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}