{"id":1597,"date":"2012-12-12T12:05:02","date_gmt":"2012-12-12T17:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1597"},"modified":"2012-12-12T12:05:02","modified_gmt":"2012-12-12T17:05:02","slug":"glazen-may-i-have-the-sweet-potato-fries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1597","title":{"rendered":"Glazen: May I have the sweet potato fries?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To not feel guilty about all the weight you’re putting on, because you need all the extra calories you can get, to survive the harsh winter climate. n.<\/em>, A type of fat gained by mammals in preparation for winter hibernation.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Glazen<\/strong>: \/glay-zen<\/em>\/ Despite his wife Janet’s protestations about his rising cholesterol level, Alex glazenly went back for seconds from the decadent holiday buffet. Etymology:<\/em> From “glazed”, describing the overly-rich holiday fare, both sweet and savory, that is so often covered in sauces, gravies, icings, and syrups; along with “”brazen”, meaning marked with flagrant and insolent audacity. Created by:<\/em> mvsmyth.<\/p>\n

Hiberglut<\/strong>: \/hy-ber-glut<\/em>\/ With both of them feeling the need to hiberglut in order to put on an extra layer of blubber for the winter, Harry and Harriet would compete with one another, consuming as many high fat, high calorie foods as possible during the autumn months and especially at Thanksgiving and other holiday meals. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘hibernate’ (to spend the winter in close quarters in a dormant condition) and ‘glut’ (to feed or fill to satiety; sate) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Blubbernation<\/strong>: \/bluhb-er-ney-shuh\u00e2\u20ac\u2030n<\/em>\/ After moving to Maine Jose was always cold, even in the summer. It wasn’t until his friend Joan told him about blubbernation, the consumption of copious quantities of fatty food, that he warmed up. Now he’s warm though he does look like he’s wearing a parka even with his shirt off. Etymology:<\/em> blubber (the fat layer between the skin and muscle of whales) + hibernation (to spend the winter in close quarters in a dormant condition, as bears and certain other animals) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Snowpholstery<\/strong>: \/sno fols ter ee<\/em>\/ Anna always ate a lot more as winter grew near. She knew she’d need some snowpholstery to get through the long winter and keep warm. Etymology:<\/em> Snow (winter’s precipitation) & Upholstery (padding; extra comfort) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To not feel guilty about all the weight you’re putting on, because you need all the extra calories you can get, to survive the harsh winter climate. n., A type of fat gained by mammals in preparation for winter hibernation. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Glazen: \/glay-zen\/ Despite his wife … Continue reading Glazen: May I have the sweet potato fries?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}