{"id":1604,"date":"2012-12-21T12:04:03","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T17:04:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1604"},"modified":"2012-12-21T12:04:03","modified_gmt":"2012-12-21T17:04:03","slug":"drunklebob-why-are-you-vacuuming-the-christmas-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1604","title":{"rendered":"Drunklebob: Why are you vacuuming the Christmas tree?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, 1. A pine needle infestation, common during and after the holiday season. 2. Prickly Christmas guests who will not leave and cannot be cleaned up. v.<\/em>, To fall down during a holiday party and hide under a rug.<\/p>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Drunklebob<\/strong>: \/drunk-el-bob<\/em>\/ Once again Kate and Lonnie’s Christmas party guests were snickering and whispering about ‘Drunklebob’, Kate’s uncle Bob, who had once again over imbibed on the spiked egg nog and was passed out under the Christmas tree. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘Drunk’, ‘Uncle’ and ‘Bob’ Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

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artr<\/a><\/strong>, 2012-12-20: 10:03:00<\/em>
Nice one! <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Efirafter<\/strong>: \/ef ir af ter<\/em>\/ Once upon a time there was a prince and princess who made the mistake of getting a real tree on their first Christmas together. One of the things that keeps them together still is finding and vacuuming tree needles,all year long, happily efirafter. Etymology:<\/em> Everafter (from now on, to eternity) & Fir (any of various evergreen trees) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Velcronies<\/strong>: \/vel-kroh-neez<\/em>\/ Jimmy thought it would be nice to throw a Christmas party for his buds. Now it’s getting late and he has to work tomorrow but his velcronies just won’t take a hint and go home. Even changing into his pajamas didn’t do the trick. Etymology:<\/em> velcro (tradename for a hook & loop fastener) + cronies (a close friend or companion; chum) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., 1. A pine needle infestation, common during and after the holiday season. 2. Prickly Christmas guests who will not leave and cannot be cleaned up. v., To fall down during a holiday party and hide under a rug. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Drunklebob: \/drunk-el-bob\/ Once again Kate and Lonnie’s … Continue reading Drunklebob: Why are you vacuuming the Christmas tree?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}