{"id":1606,"date":"2012-12-24T12:00:52","date_gmt":"2012-12-24T17:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1606"},"modified":"2012-12-24T12:00:52","modified_gmt":"2012-12-24T17:00:52","slug":"nogablution-this-will-clean-out-all-the-toxins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1606","title":{"rendered":"Nogablution: This will clean out all the toxins!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year &#8212; often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/drink2.gif\" alt=\"This will clean out all the toxins!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nogablution<\/strong>:  \/<em>nog-uh-bloo-shuh\u00e2\u20ac\u2030n<\/em>\/ With Christmas behind her and the office closed for the week, Vickie prepares for the New Year with her annual nobablution. &#8220;Be gone&#8221; she says to herself as she rinses away the Christmas overindulgences still in her system and certain portions of her short-term memory. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  nog (any beverage made with beaten eggs, usually with alcohol; eggnog) + ablution (ritual cleansing) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Festimulant<\/strong>:  \/<em>fes-TIM-yew-lent<\/em>\/ As was her usual habit at Christmas time,  Melanie got an early start on her festimulant,  a healthy &#8216;tonic&#8217; she claimed gave her an overall tuneup,  though everyone knew it was tomato juice, vodka and a dash of hot sauce&#8230;an ordinary Bloody Mary. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;fest&#8217; or &#8216;festival&#8217; (of, relating to, or suitable for a feast or festival) and &#8216;stimulant&#8217; (substance that invigorates) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Happyphiltre<\/strong>:  \/<em>hap pee fil ter<\/em>\/ When Lola wanted to celebrate New Year&#8217;s Eve, she used straight vodka as her happyphiltre.  It cleared out her pipes and enhanced her sex appeal, she thought&#8230;until she fell into the arms of Morpheus. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Happy (pleasure\/joy) &amp; Philtre (love potion)&amp; Wordplay on Hepa filter (High Efficiency Particulate Air)used in medical, airplane, home filters to eliminate 99.9% of pollutants) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=drink2\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=drink2<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year &#8212; often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Nogablution: \/nog-uh-bloo-shuh\u00e2\u20ac\u2030n\/ With Christmas behind her and the office closed for the week, Vickie prepares for the New Year with her annual nobablution. &#8220;Be gone&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1606\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nogablution: This will clean out all the toxins!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}