{"id":161,"date":"2007-08-28T08:09:39","date_gmt":"2007-08-28T12:09:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=161"},"modified":"2007-08-28T08:09:39","modified_gmt":"2007-08-28T12:09:39","slug":"why-do-you-keep-looking-at-your-watch-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=161","title":{"rendered":"Why… do… you… keep… looking… at… your… watch?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> A chronic slow talker, who plods relentlessly through long explications, even when everyone else has figured out what they are trying to say.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Sloliloquist<\/strong>: \/slow-lill-a-kwist<\/em>\/ Alas, poor Rick, was such a slowliloquist that he would never again tread the boards as Hamlet. He was still to-being or not-to-being when the last members of the audience reached home. Etymology:<\/em> slow + soliloquist Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n

Loqwaitcious<\/strong>: \/loh-KWAYT-shuhs<\/em>\/ Alex fell asleep during the loqwaitcious ramblings of his date’s explaining how she had finally come to the decision to go out with him. Etymology:<\/em> loquacious (talkative) + wait Created by:<\/em> mplsbohemian.<\/font><\/p>\n

Turtell<\/strong>: \/tur-tell<\/em>\/ Bob was a true turtell. He was so slowquacious that by the time he yelled “Fire!”, the garage was nothing but a pile of smoldering embers. Etymology:<\/em> turtle, tell Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

Yawnyacker<\/strong>: \/yawn-yak-er<\/em>\/ Bill is such a yawnyacker – people have been known to commit suicide rather than wait for him to stop talking. Etymology:<\/em> yawn + yack (persistent annoying chatter) Created by:<\/em> logorrhoea.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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