{"id":1625,"date":"2013-01-22T12:03:06","date_gmt":"2013-01-22T17:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1625"},"modified":"2013-01-22T12:03:06","modified_gmt":"2013-01-22T17:03:06","slug":"sheeshkebab-who-wants-to-test-my-guinea-pig-stew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1625","title":{"rendered":"Sheeshkebab: Who wants to test my guinea pig stew?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To prepare or process food in a manner that renders it unpalatable, indigestible and completely inedible. n.,<\/em> Food which has been prepared in such a way that it is unfit for human, or even non-human, consumption.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Sheeshkebab<\/strong>: \/sheesh ke bab<\/em>\/ When Stephanie got creative in the kitchen, it was frightening. Her lamb kebabs became sheeshkebabs when she’d experiment with various rodents as a main course. What’s next, Green eggs & Hamsters? Yuck!<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> Shish kebab (cubes of meat marinated and cooked on a skewer usually with vegetables)& Sheesh (interjection used to describe disgust or distaste) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Yuckotash<\/strong>: \/yuhk-uh-tash<\/em>\/ People are reluctant to ask Joyce to a pot luck dinner. She insists on bring her infamous yuckotash. A few of the uninitiated will try it only to be forced to find a creative way to get rid of it without offending. Nobody has ever been brave enough to ask for her recipe to discover what ingredient triggers the gag reflex so effectively. They just know a second bite is not going to happen. Etymology:<\/em> yuck (used as an expression of disgust or repugnance) + succotash (a cooked dish of kernels of corn mixed with shell beans, especially lima beans) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Cuisineriorate<\/strong>: \/kwi-ZEEN-e-or-ayt<\/em>\/ Lorraine’s most notable skill in cooking was a remarkable ability to cuisineriorate most everything she cooked….she could make a dish like duck l’orange taste like canned cat food. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘cuisine’ (a style or quality of cooking; cookery) and ‘deteriorate’ (to make or become worse or inferior in character, quality, value, etc) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Muffet<\/strong>: \/Muff – ay<\/em>\/ The guests stared at the table in silence, wondering who would take the first bite. Susan had once again concocted one of her infamous muffets. Etymology:<\/em> A combination of ‘Buffet’ – a system of serving meals in which food where the diners serve themselves, and ‘Muff’ – A mistake or failure Created by:<\/em> Niarc.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Muffet:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Niarc<\/a><\/strong>, 2013-01-18: 05:51:00<\/em>
I’m sorry to have to ask, but is it just one word per user per definition?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=stew<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: v. To prepare or process food in a manner that renders it unpalatable, indigestible and completely inedible. n., Food which has been prepared in such a way that it is unfit for human, or even non-human, consumption. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Sheeshkebab: \/sheesh ke bab\/ When Stephanie got creative in … Continue reading Sheeshkebab: Who wants to test my guinea pig stew?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1625"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1625"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1625\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}