{"id":163,"date":"2007-09-04T08:12:17","date_gmt":"2007-09-04T12:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=163"},"modified":"2007-09-04T08:12:17","modified_gmt":"2007-09-04T12:12:17","slug":"dont-worry-im-not-asleep-im-meditating-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=163","title":{"rendered":"Don’t worry. I’m not asleep. I’m meditating."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to “safely” navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Napigation<\/strong>: \/nap-i-gay-shun<\/em>\/ Nerida’s sleep apnoea was offset by her excellent napigation, so even when she dozed off at the wheel because of her sleep problems she was still able to win the Paris to Dakkar rally. Etymology:<\/em> navigation + nap Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n

Tripnosis<\/strong>: \/trip-no-siss<\/em>\/ after years of taking the kids to their early morning swimming lessons, it became easy for me to get there via tripnosis Etymology:<\/em> trip, hypnosis Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Autovana<\/strong>: \/aw-toh-vah-nuh<\/em>\/ Driving was pure pleasure when she climbed into her car and slipped into a state of autovana. Etymology:<\/em> automobile + automatic + nirvana Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Lucmanoeys<\/strong>: \/look-ma-no-eyes<\/em>\/ Keep your eyes on the road!! Its not as if you have lucmanoeys!! Etymology:<\/em> look + Ma + No + Eyes i thought of a kid riding his bicycle with no hands and showing it off to his mom. he said ” LOOK MA!! NO HANDS!! ” Created by:<\/em> h4ste.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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DEFINITION: A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to “safely” navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Napigation: \/nap-i-gay-shun\/ Nerida’s sleep apnoea was offset by her excellent napigation, so even when she dozed off at the wheel because of her sleep problems she … Continue reading Don’t worry. I’m not asleep. I’m meditating.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}