{"id":1633,"date":"2013-02-01T12:03:20","date_gmt":"2013-02-01T17:03:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1633"},"modified":"2013-02-01T12:03:20","modified_gmt":"2013-02-01T17:03:20","slug":"inboxicated-what-do-you-mean-im-too-drunk-to-email-my-boss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1633","title":{"rendered":"Inboxicated: What do you mean I’m too drunk to email my boss?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.,<\/em> To write an email while under the influence of an intoxicating substance. n.,<\/em> An email or blog post where the author has chosen to ignore standard literary and social conventions — thanks to a liberal consumption of alcohol.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Inboxicated<\/strong>: \/in box i kay ted<\/em>\/ Jamie was amazed to go into work one Monday and find out he was fired…he was mystified. Turns out he had drank so much on Friday night before sending his boss a self-destructive e-mail. Note to self, unplug your computer when you feel inboxicated! Etymology:<\/em> Inbox (a place on a computer where email messages which are sent to you are kept) & Intoxicated (drunk, inebriated, under the influence…) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Inebremail<\/strong>: \/in-E-bree-mayl<\/em>\/ Nursing a massive hangover as he reviewed his sent email folder Delbert was dismayed to learn that during the fog of last night’s binge he had sent several highly inappropriate inebremails to his boss, his best friend’s girlfriend, and several other friends and business associates and he knew it was going to be difficult to explain. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘inebriated’ (under the influence of alcohol) and ’email’ Electronic correspondence over the internet Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Alcohello<\/strong>: \/al-kuh-he-loh<\/em>\/ Roger sort of remembers sending out an alcohello to his buds last night. Actually, he updated his Facebook status, Tweeted, posted to his blog and emailed everybody on his contact list. Now, through blood-shot eyes, he is trying figure out what he said that offended some 2,000 people. Etymology:<\/em> alcohol (whiskey, gin, vodka, or any other intoxicating liquor) + hello (used to express a greeting, answer a telephone, or attract attention) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To write an email while under the influence of an intoxicating substance. n., An email or blog post where the author has chosen to ignore standard literary and social conventions — thanks to a liberal consumption of alcohol. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Inboxicated: \/in box i kay ted\/ Jamie … Continue reading Inboxicated: What do you mean I’m too drunk to email my boss?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1633"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}