{"id":164,"date":"2007-09-05T08:13:32","date_gmt":"2007-09-05T12:13:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=164"},"modified":"2007-09-05T08:13:32","modified_gmt":"2007-09-05T12:13:32","slug":"i-ate-ten-bowls-of-cereal-before-i-was-satisfied","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=164","title":{"rendered":"I ate ten bowls of cereal before I was satisfied."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Chompensate<\/strong>: \/chomp-en-sate<\/em>\/ Stu would often chompensate for his loneliness with a big bowl of granola. Etymology:<\/em> chomp + compensate + sate Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Mealancholy<\/strong>: \/meel-en-coll-ee<\/em>\/ he walked into his lonely flat and headed straight to the fridge for some mealancholy Etymology:<\/em> meal, melancholy Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Gloomandize<\/strong>: \/gloo-muhn-deez<\/em>\/ He was so upset that his girlfriend dumped him that he pulled out his favourite cereal, Cheerios (how ironic), and had a major gloomandize session eating the whole box non-stop. Etymology:<\/em> gloom + gormandize (to eat greedily or ravenously) Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Munchsturbate<\/strong>: \/munch-stur-bate<\/em>\/ In order to keep his mind and body busy after the break-up, Bob would munchsturbate on high-fiber cereal – spending his time equally with the cereal bowl and toilet bowl. Etymology:<\/em> munch, masturbate Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Chompensate: \/chomp-en-sate\/ Stu would often chompensate for his loneliness with a big bowl of granola. Etymology: chomp + compensate + sate Created by: Jabberwocky. Mealancholy: \/meel-en-coll-ee\/ he walked … Continue reading I ate ten bowls of cereal before I was satisfied.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}