{"id":1641,"date":"2013-02-11T12:04:16","date_gmt":"2013-02-11T17:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1641"},"modified":"2013-02-11T12:04:16","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T17:04:16","slug":"remorseinebremail-fell-asleep-at-the-keyboard-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1641","title":{"rendered":"Remorseinebremail: Fell asleep at the keyboard again…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.,<\/em> The uneasiness, social discomfort, and impending sense of doom which occurs when you realize that you’ve sent out a few too many emails after drinking way too much. v.,<\/em> To worry about your social status after a night of heavy drinking and stupid emailing.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Remorseinebremail<\/strong>: \/re-morss-in-EEB-ree-mayl<\/em>\/ Upon awakening after his marathon on-line experience while totally blitzed, Jerry had a major attack of remorseinebremail when he saw the entries in his email ‘sent messages’ folder. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘remorse’ (regret), ‘inebriated’ (intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol) and ’email’ (electronic communication) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Facedownbook<\/strong>: \/fayse down book<\/em>\/ When Leonard came home from work and got soused every night, he often felt a strong urge to phone, email, text or Facebook everyone he had ever known and say rambunctious things,which he did not remember in the morning. One morning, after such an orgy.org he had achieved facedownbook, when his boss unfriended him by disabling him;his girl dumped him by text and he felt like a real A-ol…his textoserone was at an all-time low. Etymology:<\/em> Facebook (popular social media site on computer) & Face down (fallen on the floor;drunk;out of it) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Drunkzmailz<\/strong>: \/Drunks-mails<\/em>\/ Dimwhitter Derloke had a very bad habit of sending drunkzmailz speaking his inebriated mind…when he should have gone to sleep instead of typing drunk. Etymology:<\/em> A play on the words Drunks and
\nMails. Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n

Alcotrepemailidation<\/strong>: \/al-kuh-trep-ee-meyl-i-dey-shuhn<\/em>\/ As he wakes from a weekend of partying Jerry sees his laptop and is filled with alcotrepemailidation. Did he really send those flaming emails that he was thinking about? He groggily looks in his sent folder only to find messages that are complete gibberish. Whew! Thank goodness for whiskey-reduced typing skills. Etymology:<\/em> alcohol (liquor) + email (a system for sending messages from one individual to another via telecommunications links between computers or terminals) + trepidation (tremulous fear, alarm, or agitation; perturbatio) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., The uneasiness, social discomfort, and impending sense of doom which occurs when you realize that you’ve sent out a few too many emails after drinking way too much. v., To worry about your social status after a night of heavy drinking and stupid emailing. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Remorseinebremail: … Continue reading Remorseinebremail: Fell asleep at the keyboard again…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1641"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}