{"id":165,"date":"2007-09-06T08:14:26","date_gmt":"2007-09-06T12:14:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=165"},"modified":"2007-09-06T08:14:26","modified_gmt":"2007-09-06T12:14:26","slug":"but-theyre-not-my-dishes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=165","title":{"rendered":"But they&#8217;re not my dishes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> A discussion among family members, or room mates, which often turns into a full-blown yelling match, and which seems to occur every night whenever it&#8217;s time to do the dishes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/dishes2.gif\" alt=\"But they're not my dishes!\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Dishcord<\/strong>:  \/<em>dish-kawrd<\/em>\/ The family decided to buy a dishwasher after the dishcord following supper. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Dish and cord from discord. <em>Created by:<\/em> Scrumpy.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Chorefare<\/strong>:  \/<em>chore-fare<\/em>\/ It was with a sense of foreboding that Ma entered the kitchen. Her offspring were in siege chorefare. Kelly was wedged in the pantry while Bob and Miranda heckled and jeered, threatening her with chopsticks until she promised to empty the dishwasher. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  chore + fare (of the hearty type) + warfare <em>Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Sinkirmish<\/strong>:  \/<em>sin-KUR-mish<\/em>\/ Ian tried to be somewhere else each night at the time of the regular household sinkirmish. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  sink + skirmish <em>Created by:<\/em> trioptimum.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Dishagreement<\/strong>:  \/<em>dish-uh-gree-ment<\/em>\/ The simple dishagreement turned into an all out war.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dish + disagreement <em>Created by:<\/em> graypenguin.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=dishes2\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=dishes2<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: A discussion among family members, or room mates, which often turns into a full-blown yelling match, and which seems to occur every night whenever it&#8217;s time to do the dishes. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dishcord: \/dish-kawrd\/ The family decided to buy a dishwasher after the dishcord following supper. Etymology: Dish &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=165\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">But they&#8217;re not my dishes!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}