{"id":1651,"date":"2013-02-22T12:03:09","date_gmt":"2013-02-22T17:03:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1651"},"modified":"2013-02-22T12:03:09","modified_gmt":"2013-02-22T17:03:09","slug":"intravest-would-you-like-to-try-my-new-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1651","title":{"rendered":"Intravest: Would you like to try my new ride?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v. <\/em> To purchase a low-cost product and cover it with the label, or put it inside the packaging of a premium brand. <em>n.<\/em> A cheap product, which has been repackaged, or relabeled, by the consumer to make it look like an expensive brand.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/ride.gif\" alt=\"Would you like to try my new ride?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Intravest<\/strong>:  \/<em>in-tr\u00c9\u2122-&#8216;vest<\/em>\/ For Christmas, we all decided to intravest our gifts; I put a regular blanket into a Snuggie box. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  intra- (within) + vest (garment) <em>Created by:<\/em> JeffreyNorris.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fauxtograft<\/strong>:  \/<em>FOE-tahg-graft<\/em>\/ Farleigh&#8217;s wardrobe was fauxtograft from one end of the closet to the other,  all Walmart and Kmart but with tags he&#8217;d switched to make them seem to be fine designer clothing. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;faux&#8217; (false) &#8216;tog&#8217; (to dress especially in fine clothing) and &#8216;graft&#8217; (to attach as if by grafting <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vertosanctanomin<\/strong>:  \/<em>Ver to sanc ta no min<\/em>\/ Despite the man&#8217;s blatent vertosanctanomin, people thought he had rich tastes, but he really had just spraypainted a wheelbarrow. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Vert- (turn) Sanct- (holy) -Nomin (name) <em>Created by:<\/em> TCalhoun.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hankyspanky<\/strong>:  \/<em>(Hank-kee-spank-kee)<\/em>\/ If you do not go and by me a car, i will give you a hankyspanky. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  A forward and Backward slap agianst the head <em>Created by:<\/em> 737865.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=ride\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=ride<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To purchase a low-cost product and cover it with the label, or put it inside the packaging of a premium brand. n. A cheap product, which has been repackaged, or relabeled, by the consumer to make it look like an expensive brand. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Intravest: \/in-tr\u00c9\u2122-&#8216;vest\/ For &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1651\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Intravest: Would you like to try my new ride?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1651"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1651"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1651\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}