{"id":1653,"date":"2013-02-26T12:03:08","date_gmt":"2013-02-26T17:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1653"},"modified":"2013-02-26T12:03:08","modified_gmt":"2013-02-26T17:03:08","slug":"deletearious-oops-i-accidentally-shredded-my-ex-boyfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1653","title":{"rendered":"Deletearious: Oops! I accidentally shredded my ex-boyfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To fret and worry after the accidental trashing of an important document, file or friend. <em>n.<\/em> The state of anxiety caused by an accidental deletion.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/shred.gif\" alt=\"Oops! I accidentally shredded my ex-boyfriend\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Deletearious<\/strong>:  \/<em>del-eh-TEER-eyuss<\/em>\/ Shannon was deletearious when she realized she had shredded some old love letters by mistake, she cried for hours and was absolutely beside herself.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;delete&#8217; (to eliminate especially by blotting out, cutting out, or erasing)  and &#8216;tear&#8217; (fluid appearing in or flowing from the eye as the result of emotion, esp. grief)&#8230;.a play on the word &#8216;deleterious&#8217; (Having a harmful effect; injurious) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vexspunge<\/strong>:  \/<em>vek spunj<\/em>\/ Cynthia&#8217;s decison to delete Herman from her life by chainsaw filled her with vexspunge&#8230;until the next cute guy came along and she got her blades sharpened. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Vex (disturb the peace of mind of; afflict with mental agitation or distress) &amp; Expunge (remove by erasing or crossing out)<br \/>\n <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=shred\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=shred<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To fret and worry after the accidental trashing of an important document, file or friend. n. The state of anxiety caused by an accidental deletion. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Deletearious: \/del-eh-TEER-eyuss\/ Shannon was deletearious when she realized she had shredded some old love letters by mistake, she cried for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1653\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Deletearious: Oops! I accidentally shredded my ex-boyfriend<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1653"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}