{"id":1656,"date":"2013-03-01T12:03:05","date_gmt":"2013-03-01T17:03:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1656"},"modified":"2013-03-01T12:03:05","modified_gmt":"2013-03-01T17:03:05","slug":"phlegmbuoyance-oh-oh-im-surrounded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1656","title":{"rendered":"Phlegmbuoyance: Oh-oh, I’m surrounded"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A pile of used and discarded tissues; may constitute a bio-hazard. v.<\/em> To drop a used tissue on to the floor beside your bed or chair, because you are so sick you can barely move.<\/p>\n

\"Oh-oh,<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Phlegmbuoyance<\/strong>: \/flem boy ants<\/em>\/ When Dougie was home sick, the zillions of tissues that he had sneezed, coughed and blown into were piled so high, his bed appeared to float on a sea of them.The fact that his jammies and bedding matched them, just demostrated to his servile mother his phlegmbuoyance. Etymology:<\/em> Phlegm (expectorated matter, saliva and other fluids secreted from facial openings) & Buoyance(ability to keep something afloat) & Flamboyance(extravagant elaborateness)<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Tississue<\/strong>: \/tiss_ISS-yew<\/em>\/ Feeling rotten all over from the bug he was fighting Barry realized he had a potentially dangerous tississue with the growing pile of infectious kleenex but he just felt too lousy to make the necessary effort to deal with it Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ’tissue’ (sanitary wipe) and ‘issue’ (in a state of controversy) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Snotaclysm<\/strong>: \/snot-a-kliz-uhm<\/em>\/ Hector’s bout with the flu and the resulting tissue pile left his bedroom looking like a total snotaclysm. Etymology:<\/em> snot (mucus) + cataclysm (disaster) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=tissue<\/a><\/p>\n

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James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A pile of used and discarded tissues; may constitute a bio-hazard. v. To drop a used tissue on to the floor beside your bed or chair, because you are so sick you can barely move. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Phlegmbuoyance: \/flem boy ants\/ When Dougie was home sick, the … Continue reading Phlegmbuoyance: Oh-oh, I’m surrounded<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1656"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}