{"id":166,"date":"2007-09-07T08:15:37","date_gmt":"2007-09-07T12:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=166"},"modified":"2007-09-07T08:15:37","modified_gmt":"2007-09-07T12:15:37","slug":"the-toast-fell-butter-side-down-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=166","title":{"rendered":"The toast fell butter-side down."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn’t fair.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Vexistentiality<\/strong>: \/Veks-ee-sten-shee-AL-a-tee<\/em>\/ When Bob’s life momentarily turned from “joie de vivre” to “jolt de vivre,” his vexistentiality reminded him of life’s vicissitudes. Etymology:<\/em> Vex-to cause one to feel annoyed, dissatisfied or irritated, etc. Existential-pertaining to existence -ity-expressing state or condition. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/font><\/p>\n

Karmosity<\/strong>: \/karm-os-ity<\/em>\/ I’m filled with karmosity when I drop a coin and it rolls into the sewer, the bread lands peanut butter side down, or the milk I just bought is sour. Etymology:<\/em> karma + animosity Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Draggravation<\/strong>: \/drag + rav + ay + shun<\/em>\/ I missed every dang traffic light on the way to work today – it was such a draggravation. Etymology:<\/em> drag + aggravation Created by:<\/em> Osomatic.<\/font><\/p>\n

Murphimized<\/strong>: \/MURF-imm-eyezd<\/em>\/ Ed McMahon just knocked on my door … to ask when my neighbor would be home. It made me feel quite murphimized Etymology:<\/em> adjective, from the murphy guy that wrote all those “life sucks” laws Created by:<\/em> brankoz.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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DEFINITION: The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn’t fair. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Vexistentiality: \/Veks-ee-sten-shee-AL-a-tee\/ When Bob’s life momentarily turned from “joie de vivre” to “jolt de vivre,” his vexistentiality reminded him of life’s vicissitudes. Etymology: Vex-to cause … Continue reading The toast fell butter-side down.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}