{"id":1674,"date":"2013-03-25T12:02:38","date_gmt":"2013-03-25T16:02:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1674"},"modified":"2013-03-25T12:02:38","modified_gmt":"2013-03-25T16:02:38","slug":"andread-aaahhh-stop-the-train","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1674","title":{"rendered":"Andread: Aaahhh! Stop the train!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To feel stressed and anxious and when your mobile phone runs out of battery power, drops its network connection, or in the worst case, gets misplaced and lost. <em>n.<\/em> A panic attack caused by an interruption in your mobile phone service.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/angst.gif\" alt=\"Aaahhh! Stop the train! \" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Andread<\/strong>:  \/<em><\/em>\/  <em>Etymology:<\/em>   <em>Created by:<\/em> lshiva.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Appattack<\/strong>:  \/<em>ap-ah-tak<\/em>\/ When her Iphone failed for reasons beyond her ability to discern,  Muriel had a major appattack from losing her connection to Facebook,  GPS and other services. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;app&#8217; (software designed to help the user to perform specific tasks) and &#8216;attack&#8217; (a period of being strongly affected by something (as a desire or mood)  <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wirelessinterruptus<\/strong>:  \/<em>wahyuhr-lis-in-tuh-ruhp-tuhs<\/em>\/ Martha is practically connected to her cell phone. She calls it Bruce and treats it like a boyfriend without the breaking up for no good reason part. She confides almost every detail of her life to her celly.  The very thought wirelessinterruptus makes her quiver with angst.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  wireless (cellular phone) coitus interuptus (a method of birth-control in which a man, during intercourse withdraws) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cellyell<\/strong>:  \/<em>sel yel<\/em>\/ Pansy would always have a cellyell when the train went into the tunnel and suspended her connection.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Cell (cellular phone) &amp; Yell (shout,cry) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=angst\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=angst<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To feel stressed and anxious and when your mobile phone runs out of battery power, drops its network connection, or in the worst case, gets misplaced and lost. n. A panic attack caused by an interruption in your mobile phone service. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Andread: \/\/ Etymology: Created &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1674\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Andread: Aaahhh! Stop the train!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1674"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}