{"id":1677,"date":"2013-03-28T12:04:34","date_gmt":"2013-03-28T16:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1677"},"modified":"2013-03-28T12:04:34","modified_gmt":"2013-03-28T16:04:34","slug":"hautecutyours-i-cant-breathe-with-this-tie-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1677","title":{"rendered":"Hautecutyours: I can&#8217;t breathe with this tie on!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A fashion accessory or style of dress which purports to improve one&#8217;s appearance and attitude, but actually does the opposite. <em>v.<\/em> To follow a fashion dictum  in an effort to improve your social standing even when it causes physical discomfort. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/tie.gif\" alt=\"I can't breathe with this tie on!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hautecutyours<\/strong>:  \/<em>oat cut yers<\/em>\/ Vinny was all for dressing to kill in his teddy and heels, but his hautecutyours were so tight he got an atomic wedgie and strap tracts in his shoulders. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Haute Coutures (trend-setting fashions) &amp; Cut yours (slice) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Loopsy<\/strong>:  \/<em>lup-si<\/em>\/ Being a real loopsy her dress gronded other bobbysockers at the party. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  loop + fancy <em>Created by:<\/em> dennisrussis.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=tie\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=tie<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A fashion accessory or style of dress which purports to improve one&#8217;s appearance and attitude, but actually does the opposite. v. To follow a fashion dictum in an effort to improve your social standing even when it causes physical discomfort. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Hautecutyours: \/oat cut yers\/ Vinny &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1677\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hautecutyours: I can&#8217;t breathe with this tie on!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1677"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}