{"id":168,"date":"2007-09-11T08:18:12","date_gmt":"2007-09-11T12:18:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=168"},"modified":"2007-09-11T08:18:12","modified_gmt":"2007-09-11T12:18:12","slug":"wait-for-the-perfect-pitch-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=168","title":{"rendered":"Wait for the perfect pitch&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity; excessive patience.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/wait2.gif\" alt=\"Wait for the perfect pitch...\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Zencessive<\/strong>:  \/<em>zen-cess-ive<\/em>\/ He has a zencessive personality, constantly in meditation and self-contemplation waiting always for the perfect moment to act. Because of his zencessiveness, he often misses out completely. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  zen + excessive <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Perfictionism<\/strong>:  \/\/ Stymied by her own perfictionism, she kept letting go of Mr. Right in search of Mr. Unfreakinbelievable. Now in her 70&#8217;s she can frequently be heard muttering &#8220;All good things come to those who wait&#8230;&#8221; to her half dozen cats. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  fiction + perfectionism <em>Created by:<\/em> phonematode.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Immorebilized<\/strong>:  \/<em>im-mohr-buh-lahyzd<\/em>\/ His perfectionist tendencies left him completely and utterly immorebolized. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  immobilized + more <em>Created by:<\/em> ScrabbledEgg.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Steadication<\/strong>:  \/<em>sted-i-key-shun<\/em>\/ Jean had unlimited steadication when it came to waiting for John&#8217;s marrige proposal. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  steady + dedication <em>Created by:<\/em> Scrumpy.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=wait2\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=wait2<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity; excessive patience. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Zencessive: \/zen-cess-ive\/ He has a zencessive personality, constantly in meditation and self-contemplation waiting always for the perfect moment to act. Because of his zencessiveness, he often misses out completely. Etymology: zen + excessive &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=168\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wait for the perfect pitch&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}