{"id":1681,"date":"2013-04-03T12:00:45","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T16:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1681"},"modified":"2013-04-03T12:00:45","modified_gmt":"2013-04-03T16:00:45","slug":"prankenstein-ill-make-everyone-erase-their-hard-drives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1681","title":{"rendered":"Prankenstein: I&#8217;ll make everyone erase their hard drives!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To enthusiastically tell and share a lame joke with an unwilling audience. <em>n.<\/em> A person who does not realize that their sense of humor is not appreciated and laughs loudly at their own jokes.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/alert.gif\" alt=\"I'll make everyone erase their hard drives!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Prankenstein<\/strong>:  \/<em>prank en styne<\/em>\/ When Leonard send outr his annual computer April Fool&#8217;s joke, he kept redeeming his title of Prankenstein, even though none of his friends found his jokes funny. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Prank (trick, joke,something done to fool someone) &amp; Frankenstein (man-made monster) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Technodweeb<\/strong>:  \/<em>tek-no-dweeb<\/em>\/ Maurice is an absolute technodweeb who thinks he&#8217;s very hip about all computer related information but he&#8217;s actually thoroughly clueless and has most of his friends snickering at him behind his back. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;technology&#8217; (the practical application of knowledge especially in a particular area : engineering) and &#8216;dweeb&#8217; (slang meaning an unattractive, insignificant, or inept person) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sillyhammer<\/strong>:  \/<em>sil-ee-ham-er<\/em>\/ Reggie doesn&#8217;t just tell a joke. He hits you upside the head with it. He loves it when he has a captive audience and can sillyhammer them in a lame attempt to entertain. Few, if any, find this appropriate for a Funeral Director. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  silly (absurd; ridiculous; irrational) + hammer (a tool consisting of a solid head, usually of metal, set crosswise on a handle, used for beating metals, driving nails) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=alert\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=alert<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To enthusiastically tell and share a lame joke with an unwilling audience. n. A person who does not realize that their sense of humor is not appreciated and laughs loudly at their own jokes. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Prankenstein: \/prank en styne\/ When Leonard send outr his annual computer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1681\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Prankenstein: I&#8217;ll make everyone erase their hard drives!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1681"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1681\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}