{"id":1682,"date":"2013-04-04T12:03:34","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T16:03:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1682"},"modified":"2013-04-04T12:03:34","modified_gmt":"2013-04-04T16:03:34","slug":"ziplash-omigod-what-happened-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1682","title":{"rendered":"Ziplash: Omigod! What happened to you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To injure yourself while performing a normal everyday activity, such bending down, standing up, or turning your head quickly. <em>n.<\/em> An self-inflicted injury which occurred during a period of physical inactivity.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/crash.gif\" alt=\"Omigod! What happened to you?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ziplash<\/strong>:  \/<em>zip lash<\/em>\/ When Henry accidentally caught himself in the fly of his pants(ouch), he jerked his head down so quickly to see what he had done, that he gave himself ziplash. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Zip (zipper, fly, fastener of clothing) &amp; Whiplash (an injury to the neck as a result of rapid acceleration or deceleration) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ouchpotato<\/strong>:  \/<em>ouch-puh-tey-toh<\/em>\/ A sedentary lifestyle with a certain level of atrophy have left Roger an ouchpotato.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  ouch (interjection used to express pain) + couch potato (a lazy person whose recreation consists chiefly of watching television and videos) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Freaccident<\/strong>:  \/<em>freek-seh-dent<\/em>\/ Being a wholly uncoordinated and clumsy oaf,  Manfred seems to suffer one freaccident after another,  goofy injuries that for anyone else would be very rare. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;freak&#8217; (A thing or occurrence that is markedly unusual or irregular) and &#8216;accident&#8217; (an unforeseen and unplanned mishap)   <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=crash\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=crash<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To injure yourself while performing a normal everyday activity, such bending down, standing up, or turning your head quickly. n. An self-inflicted injury which occurred during a period of physical inactivity. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Ziplash: \/zip lash\/ When Henry accidentally caught himself in the fly of his pants(ouch), &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1682\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ziplash: Omigod! What happened to you?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1682"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}