{"id":1685,"date":"2013-04-08T12:03:04","date_gmt":"2013-04-08T16:03:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1685"},"modified":"2013-04-08T12:03:04","modified_gmt":"2013-04-08T16:03:04","slug":"apolocheese-please-excuse-me-while-i-eructate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1685","title":{"rendered":"Apolocheese: Please excuse me while I eructate."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n.<\/em> A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.<\/p>\n

\"Please<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Apolocheese<\/strong>: \/uh-pol-uh-cheez<\/em>\/ Wendell offered apolocheese for his methane eruption but his snickering told people that he really didn’t mean it. Etymology:<\/em> apologies (a written or spoken expression of one’s regret, remorse, or sorrow for having insulted, failed, injured, or wronged another)+ cut the cheese (pass gas) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Sorrygastic<\/strong>: \/Sar-Ree-Gas-Tic<\/em>\/ The smell had become too much for Zndu, she pushed her still burping asshole of a brother toward the door as he continued apologizing as he ripped one right on her. “UGH Take your Sorrygastic remarks and just LEAVE!” Etymology:<\/em> Sorry- Apology + Gas- internal fumes created by gastric acids + Sarcastic- To infer one thing by saying the antonym of it. Created by:<\/em> DevynAlexanderSkyeHarris.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Sorrygastic:<\/strong><\/p>\n

anoesis23<\/a><\/strong>, 2013-04-07: 04:20:00<\/em>
reminded me of “gastric”. Like “sorrygastric”.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Ruebarb<\/strong>: \/roo barb<\/em>\/ When Simon did his usual phony apology after he made flatulent noises, Katy knew it was insincere and only a ruebarb. Etymology:<\/em> Rue (feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about) & Barb (an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect)
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Fauxpology<\/strong>: \/fo-POL-oh-gee<\/em>\/ As was his disgusting habit, Leonardo would intentionally belch or pass gas very loudly at the table, then issue a fauxpology while actually enjoying the reaction his effort had brought about. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘faux’ (false) and ‘apology’ (an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=burp<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Apolocheese: \/uh-pol-uh-cheez\/ Wendell offered apolocheese for his methane eruption but … Continue reading Apolocheese: Please excuse me while I eructate.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}