{"id":1696,"date":"2013-04-24T12:02:37","date_gmt":"2013-04-24T16:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1696"},"modified":"2013-04-24T12:02:37","modified_gmt":"2013-04-24T16:02:37","slug":"workillholic-dont-worry-its-snot-on-your-files","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1696","title":{"rendered":"Workillholic: Don’t worry, it’s snot on your files."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To be so hardworking and dedicated to your job that you come to work even when you’re sick and dangerously infectious. n.<\/em> A person who comes to work sneezing, coughing, contagious, and sick as a dog.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Workillholic<\/strong>: \/wurk-il-haw-lik<\/em>\/ His skin is a pale green with an overlay of a purple rash. His hair is falling out and he can’t keep any food in his stomach. What does Clyde, the workillholic say? “It’s just a head cold, nothing to worry about.” Etymology:<\/em> workaholic (a person who works compulsively at the expense of other pursuits) + ill (of unsound physical or mental health; unwell; sick) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Infecticide<\/strong>: \/in-fekt-eh-side<\/em>\/ Delbert seemed to oblivious to the fact that he committed infecticide among his clients and coworkers when he insisted on showing up at work even when extremely ill. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘infect’ (to pass germs along) and the suffix ‘-cide’ (to kill) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Contaminhater<\/strong>: \/kon tam in hay ter<\/em>\/ When Typhoid Mary at work got sick (often) she loved to share her misery…believing if she gave away her germs, she would be rid of them. I thought of her as the contaminhater, because she always made me sick! Etymology:<\/em> Contaminater (infectious;transmissable of diseases;septic) & Hate her (don’t like her) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To be so hardworking and dedicated to your job that you come to work even when you’re sick and dangerously infectious. n. A person who comes to work sneezing, coughing, contagious, and sick as a dog. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Workillholic: \/wurk-il-haw-lik\/ His skin is a pale green with … Continue reading Workillholic: Don’t worry, it’s snot on your files.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}